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Posted Anonymously
Sickest One Liner
Apr 25 2009, 6:27 PM EDT | Post edited: Apr 25 2009, 6:27 PM EDT
"I Never Miss!" This has to be the coldest play on words in all the Bond movies! I watched "TWINE" with my wife last year and she was sold completly by this moment. I think she called him a 'sick bastard' or someting. This woman didn't cry during The Passion of...... that's how unaffested she is by movies. Daniel Craig must base his Bond solely on this one moment in the movie and Timothy Dalton would shed tears of pride! Poor Electra though...... but I guess James shouldn't be set up like that. 3  out of 4 found this valuable. Do you?    
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TigerAtaru
TigerAtaru
1. RE: Sickest One Liner
Apr 25 2009, 10:39 PM EDT | Post edited: Apr 25 2009, 10:39 PM EDT
""I Never Miss!" This has to be the coldest play on words in all the Bond movies! I watched "TWINE" with my wife last year and she was sold completly by this moment. I think she called him a 'sick bastard' or someting. This woman didn't cry during The Passion of...... that's how unaffested she is by movies. Daniel Craig must base his Bond solely on this one moment in the movie and Timothy Dalton would shed tears of pride! Poor Electra though...... but I guess James shouldn't be set up like that. "
Funny, I thought "Christmas comes but once a year" was sicker. As for Elektra...well, she can probably talk to Naomi about "intentional kills" (though at least in Naomi's case, Bond didn't know she was in the helicopter). Do you find this valuable?    

EMILIOLARGO
2. RE: Sickest One Liner
Jul 1 2009, 6:00 AM EDT | Post edited: Jul 1 2009, 6:00 AM EDT
It may have been a cold play on words but Elektra King deserved it! She set James up, killed her own father, turned Renard then tried to kill 8 million people with a nuclear bomb. Do you find this valuable?    
Dalton007
Dalton007
3. RE: Sickest One Liner
Jul 1 2009, 1:01 PM EDT | Post edited: Jul 1 2009, 1:01 PM EDT
""I Never Miss!" This has to be the coldest play on words in all the Bond movies! I watched "TWINE" with my wife last year and she was sold completly by this moment. I think she called him a 'sick bastard' or someting. This woman didn't cry during The Passion of...... that's how unaffested she is by movies. Daniel Craig must base his Bond solely on this one moment in the movie and Timothy Dalton would shed tears of pride! Poor Electra though...... but I guess James shouldn't be set up like that. "
Bond didn't get set up. Its what he is, a cold killa, otherwise, he would've been dead long ago. Its part of his job, male or female. License To Kill. Do you find this valuable?    
Dalton007
Dalton007
4. RE: Sickest One Liner
Jul 1 2009, 1:02 PM EDT | Post edited: Jul 1 2009, 1:02 PM EDT
"It may have been a cold play on words but Elektra King deserved it! She set James up, killed her own father, turned Renard then tried to kill 8 million people with a nuclear bomb."
Amen to that my dear fellow. License To Kill, man or woman, part of the job, no? Do you find this valuable?    
Dalton007
Dalton007
5. RE: Sickest One Liner
Jul 1 2009, 1:07 PM EDT | Post edited: Jul 1 2009, 1:07 PM EDT
"Funny, I thought "Christmas comes but once a year" was sicker. As for Elektra...well, she can probably talk to Naomi about "intentional kills" (though at least in Naomi's case, Bond didn't know she was in the helicopter)."
Bond did know Naomi was in the 'chopper. Remember the scene when the 'chopper pulls alongside Bonds Lotus, Bonds looks @ Naomi and nods his head, she winks @ Bond and waves goodbye, in the 'TSWLM', remember? This happens in the chase scene that ends up with the Lotus goes for a swim to spy on Strombergs Atlantis laboratory underwater, after disposing of Naomi and the 'chopper. Do you find this valuable?    
TigerAtaru
TigerAtaru
6. RE: Sickest One Liner
Jul 7 2009, 5:42 PM EDT | Post edited: Jul 7 2009, 5:42 PM EDT
"Bond did know Naomi was in the 'chopper. Remember the scene when the 'chopper pulls alongside Bonds Lotus, Bonds looks @ Naomi and nods his head, she winks @ Bond and waves goodbye, in the 'TSWLM', remember? This happens in the chase scene that ends up with the Lotus goes for a swim to spy on Strombergs Atlantis laboratory underwater, after disposing of Naomi and the 'chopper."
Yeah but he still killed her. Probably one of the few times he intentionally killed a female aside Elektra...and one of those reasons I can't stand TSWLM. Do you find this valuable?    
Dalton007
Dalton007
7. RE: Sickest One Liner
Jul 7 2009, 10:22 PM EDT | Post edited: Jul 7 2009, 10:22 PM EDT
"Yeah but he still killed her. Probably one of the few times he intentionally killed a female aside Elektra...and one of those reasons I can't stand TSWLM."
Well, my dear man, he's simply 'licensed to kill', woman or man, enemy is an enemy, and if you don't 'kill' him/her first, then Bond will surely 'die'. Rather 'COLD', but thats the 'job'. Do you find this valuable?    
JamesKerns007
JamesKerns007
8. RE: Sickest One Liner
Jul 8 2009, 1:27 PM EDT | Post edited: Jul 8 2009, 1:27 PM EDT
""I Never Miss!" This has to be the coldest play on words in all the Bond movies! I watched "TWINE" with my wife last year and she was sold completly by this moment. I think she called him a 'sick bastard' or someting. This woman didn't cry during The Passion of...... that's how unaffested she is by movies. Daniel Craig must base his Bond solely on this one moment in the movie and Timothy Dalton would shed tears of pride! Poor Electra though...... but I guess James shouldn't be set up like that. "
Well you got to admit she almost snapped his neck on that torture chair I would have killed her in cold blood too but I would have quoted Jinx and said "BITCH" lol Do you find this valuable?    
Dalton007
Dalton007
9. RE: Sickest One Liner
Jul 8 2009, 8:34 PM EDT | Post edited: Jul 8 2009, 8:34 PM EDT
"Well you got to admit she almost snapped his neck on that torture chair I would have killed her in cold blood too but I would have quoted Jinx and said "BITCH" lol"
A rather 'cheap' reply by the Jinx character, considering that was the word in most action movies @ the time of 'DAD'. Writers should have thought of some words far more Bondian and 'cool'. Do you find this valuable?    
JamesKerns007
JamesKerns007
10. RE: Sickest One Liner
Jul 8 2009, 11:45 PM EDT | Post edited: Jul 8 2009, 11:45 PM EDT
"A rather 'cheap' reply by the Jinx character, considering that was the word in most action movies @ the time of 'DAD'. Writers should have thought of some words far more Bondian and 'cool'."
I agree with you but hey it all been said and done...wonder what un Bondian thing anyone will say next in a future bond flick Do you find this valuable?    
Dalton007
Dalton007
11. RE: Sickest One Liner
Jul 10 2009, 9:25 PM EDT | Post edited: Jul 10 2009, 9:25 PM EDT
"I agree with you but hey it all been said and done...wonder what un Bondian thing anyone will say next in a future bond flick"
Interesting thought my dear friend. We'll just have to wait and see what the 'future' holds for us. Do you find this valuable?    

Posted Anonymously
12. RE: Sickest One Liner
Jul 11 2009, 7:57 PM EDT | Post edited: Jul 11 2009, 7:57 PM EDT
"Well, my dear man, he's simply 'licensed to kill', woman or man, enemy is an enemy, and if you don't 'kill' him/her first, then Bond will surely 'die'. Rather 'COLD', but thats the 'job'."
Indeed - one of many occasions where Bond finds himself in a do or die situation. Like Electra, Naomi had just tried to kill Bond, so I think this alone gives Bond a good enough reason to kill her... And Electra was just evil and manipulative. "I never miss" was a suitable line to go along with her comeuppance, don't you think? :) Do you find this valuable?    
JamesKerns007
JamesKerns007
13. RE: Sickest One Liner
Jul 12 2009, 12:47 PM EDT | Post edited: Jul 12 2009, 12:47 PM EDT
"Indeed - one of many occasions where Bond finds himself in a do or die situation. Like Electra, Naomi had just tried to kill Bond, so I think this alone gives Bond a good enough reason to kill her... And Electra was just evil and manipulative. "I never miss" was a suitable line to go along with her comeuppance, don't you think? :)"
Best darkest oneliner ever Do you find this valuable?    
DaltonCraigRules
DaltonCraigRules
14. RE: Sickest One Liner
Sep 16 2010, 8:46 AM EDT | Post edited: Sep 16 2010, 8:49 AM EDT
""I Never Miss!" This has to be the coldest play on words in all the Bond movies! I watched "TWINE" with my wife last year and she was sold completly by this moment. I think she called him a 'sick bastard' or someting. "
Elektra desserved to die, think of her own father, the entire submarine crew and Zukowsky ... She tried to kill M and at least 8 millions of people ... Do you find this valuable?