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Dr.House
Dr.House
22. RE: Just for gags, Havin a little fun with Bond Girls
Jun 3 2008, 1:53 PM EDT | Post edited: Jun 3 2008, 1:53 PM EDT
"nO i CAN YOU CAN'T, YOU PROBALY TALKING ABOUT THEIR BODYS OR THE FACES. ITS SIMPLE ALL YOU GOTTA SAY IS I LIKE ELECKTRA KING'S NAVEL. DONE!"
Since It seems to be the trend..

I BET THIS ANONYMOUS PERSON DID NOT GET LAYED LAST NIGHT OR IS PROBABLY ON HER PEROID
I LIKE THIS FISTYNESS IN A WOMAN.

IF IT IS A MAN, WELL HE DID NOT GET LAYED EITHER. HE PROBABLY STILL LIVES WITH HIS LITTLE
OLD MAMA, EATING MILK AND COOKIES FOR BREAKFAST AND LUNCH.
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mkfreeberg
mkfreeberg
23. RE: Just for gags, Havin a little fun with Bond Girls
Jun 3 2008, 5:24 PM EDT | Post edited: Jun 3 2008, 5:24 PM EDT
"Since It seems to be the trend..

I BET THIS ANONYMOUS PERSON DID NOT GET LAYED LAST NIGHT OR IS PROBABLY ON HER PEROID
I LIKE THIS FISTYNESS IN A WOMAN.

IF IT IS A MAN, WELL HE DID NOT GET LAYED EITHER. HE PROBABLY STILL LIVES WITH HIS LITTLE
OLD MAMA, EATING MILK AND COOKIES FOR BREAKFAST AND LUNCH."
Well, I got mine this morning.

But I'm wondering if Elektra King showed her navel. Not that I recall, and TWINE really isn't good enough to review again just for that.
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00seven
00seven
24. RE: Just for gags, Havin a little fun with Bond Girls
Jun 3 2008, 9:56 PM EDT | Post edited: Jun 3 2008, 9:56 PM EDT
"Wow you can't read can you? Which is your fav bond girl navel? Not who is the best girl of all time or living daylights. GEEZZZZ!"
I for one certainly can read. I just chose to ignore your question as a whole. Do we.....have a problem with that mr...what did you say your name was again? Thats right....you didnt. Probably too embarrassed to put your name to that question. Nevermind. If you really really must ask such a question then heres my answer...my favourite Bond girls navel is...Good God is that the time...must dash. Ciao.
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00seven
00seven
25. RE: Just for gags, Havin a little fun with Bond Girls
Jun 3 2008, 10:02 PM EDT | Post edited: Jun 3 2008, 10:02 PM EDT
"I for one certainly can read. I just chose to ignore your question as a whole. Do we.....have a problem with that mr...what did you say your name was again? Thats right....you didnt. Probably too embarrassed to put your name to that question. Nevermind. If you really really must ask such a question then heres my answer...my favourite Bond girls navel is...Good God is that the time...must dash. Ciao."
Ok...back...false alarm. Now where were we? Oh yes, navels, Bond girls, righty oh. So to answer the original question and because it is just for laughs then i would have to say Maryam D'Abo's. God, seems such a waste of effort after all that lol.
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moore4ever
moore4ever
26. RE: Just for gags, Havin a little fun with Bond Girls
Jun 4 2008, 8:36 PM EDT | Post edited: Jun 4 2008, 8:36 PM EDT
"nO i CAN YOU CAN'T, YOU PROBALY TALKING ABOUT THEIR BODYS OR THE FACES. ITS SIMPLE ALL YOU GOTTA SAY IS I LIKE ELECKTRA KING'S NAVEL. DONE!"
Ok whoever you are you need to just cool it. It just a joke don't take it seriously!
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moore4ever
moore4ever
27. RE: Just for gags, Havin a little fun with Bond Girls
Jun 4 2008, 8:38 PM EDT | Post edited: Jun 4 2008, 8:38 PM EDT
"Well, I got mine this morning.

But I'm wondering if Elektra King showed her navel. Not that I recall, and TWINE really isn't good enough to review again just for that."
I don't she did. Christmas Jones did.
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00seven
00seven
28. RE: Just for gags, Havin a little fun with Bond Girls
Jun 5 2008, 2:59 AM EDT | Post edited: Jun 5 2008, 2:59 AM EDT
"Ok whoever you are you need to just cool it. It just a joke don't take it seriously!"
Well said old chap. Cheers [sips vodka martini shaken, not stirred].
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moore4ever
moore4ever
29. RE: Just for gags, Havin a little fun with Bond Girls
Jun 5 2008, 10:11 AM EDT | Post edited: Jun 5 2008, 10:11 AM EDT
"Well said old chap. Cheers [sips vodka martini shaken, not stirred]."
Thank you (sips burban with no ice)
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Cedric(006)
Cedric(006)
30. RE: Just for gags, Havin a little fun with Bond Girls
Jun 5 2008, 12:50 PM EDT | Post edited: Jun 5 2008, 12:50 PM EDT
Sorry about Elektra King, I thought she did, but i guess not..... I thought you could see it through her
dress, the one she was wearing when she was torturing bond on the Kings Turture Chair. Not sure
though.( sips freshly brewed tea, since it was tea time).

Cedric
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Posted Anonymously
31. RE: Just for gags, Havin a little fun with Bond Girls
Jun 8 2008, 3:27 PM EDT | Post edited: Jun 8 2008, 3:27 PM EDT
"Sorry about Elektra King, I thought she did, but i guess not..... I thought you could see it through her
dress, the one she was wearing when she was torturing bond on the Kings Turture Chair. Not sure
though.( sips freshly brewed tea, since it was tea time).

Cedric"
Mabye, I'll have to get back to you on that
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mkfreeberg
mkfreeberg
32. RE: Just for gags, Havin a little fun with Bond Girls
Jun 8 2008, 8:32 PM EDT | Post edited: Jun 8 2008, 8:32 PM EDT
"I don't she did. Christmas Jones did."
Okay, who are we talking about here. Someone needs to organize our candidates.

1. Honeychile Rider
2. The bellydancer from FRWL
3. Bonita from Goldfinger
4. Paula Caplan
5. Kissy Suzuki
6. Tiffany Case
7. Rosie Carver
8. Saida
9. Mary Goodnight
10. Magda
11. Octopussy
12. Natalya Simonova
13. Christmas Jones
14. Jinx
15. Solange

I think we'd have a broader candidate pool if we were talking about asses...or, just ignore the body parts, and let's discuss silhouettes. Now THAT would be interesting.
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moore4ever
moore4ever
33. RE: Just for gags, Havin a little fun with Bond Girls
Jun 8 2008, 10:12 PM EDT | Post edited: Jun 8 2008, 10:12 PM EDT
"Okay, who are we talking about here. Someone needs to organize our candidates.

1. Honeychile Rider
2. The bellydancer from FRWL
3. Bonita from Goldfinger
4. Paula Caplan
5. Kissy Suzuki
6. Tiffany Case
7. Rosie Carver
8. Saida
9. Mary Goodnight
10. Magda
11. Octopussy
12. Natalya Simonova
13. Christmas Jones
14. Jinx
15. Solange

I think we'd have a broader candidate pool if we were talking about asses...or, just ignore the body parts, and let's discuss silhouettes. Now THAT would be interesting."
1 Honey
2 Syliva Trench-FRWL
3 bellydancer
4 Bonita
5 Paula
6 Domino
7 Kissy
8 Tiffany Case
9 Plenty O' Toole
10 Rosie Carver
11 Mary goodnight
12 Slave girl who hands Bond the flower
13 Saida
14 Magda
15 Octopussy (can't tell mabye)
16 Girl on danceing table in LTK
17 Natalya
18 Wai Lyn
19 Dr. Christmas Jones
20 Jinx
21 Solange
I think thats all, unless I missed one
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mkfreeberg
mkfreeberg
34. RE: Just for gags, Havin a little fun with Bond Girls
Jun 8 2008, 11:03 PM EDT | Post edited: Jun 8 2008, 11:03 PM EDT
"1 Honey
2 Syliva Trench-FRWL
3 bellydancer
4 Bonita
5 Paula
6 Domino
7 Kissy
8 Tiffany Case
9 Plenty O' Toole
10 Rosie Carver
11 Mary goodnight
12 Slave girl who hands Bond the flower
13 Saida
14 Magda
15 Octopussy (can't tell mabye)
16 Girl on danceing table in LTK
17 Natalya
18 Wai Lyn
19 Dr. Christmas Jones
20 Jinx
21 Solange
I think thats all, unless I missed one"
Okay, I am HIGHLY doubtful about Domino and Wai Lin, but I award to my rival the benefit of the doubt.

Now for the question that really matters...not so much here, but everywhere else as well...

Who's in a position to evaluate? In other words, who has all 21 (plus NSNA) on DVD? All those who can answer in the affirmative, give the 20th century's famous movie line:

"Bond. James Bond."
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Wil007
Wil007
35. RE: Just for gags, Havin a little fun with Bond Girls
Jun 8 2008, 11:21 PM EDT | Post edited: Jun 8 2008, 11:21 PM EDT
"Okay, I am HIGHLY doubtful about Domino and Wai Lin, but I award to my rival the benefit of the doubt.

Now for the question that really matters...not so much here, but everywhere else as well...

Who's in a position to evaluate? In other words, who has all 21 (plus NSNA) on DVD? All those who can answer in the affirmative, give the 20th century's famous movie line:

"Bond. James Bond.""
I gotsta say i dismaly have only 18 movies. NSNA not included.............................

Im guess im a lousy fan........
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Posted Anonymously
36. RE: Just for gags, Havin a little fun with Bond Girls
Jun 9 2008, 2:01 AM EDT | Post edited: Jun 9 2008, 2:01 AM EDT
"I gotsta say i dismaly have only 18 movies. NSNA not included.............................

Im guess im a lousy fan........"
This is 00seven...cant be bothered signing in lol...ive got all the books and seven movies on dvd.....does that count for anything?
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moore4ever
moore4ever
37. RE: Just for gags, Havin a little fun with Bond Girls
Jun 9 2008, 10:14 AM EDT | Post edited: Jun 9 2008, 10:14 AM EDT
"Okay, I am HIGHLY doubtful about Domino and Wai Lin, but I award to my rival the benefit of the doubt.

Now for the question that really matters...not so much here, but everywhere else as well...

Who's in a position to evaluate? In other words, who has all 21 (plus NSNA) on DVD? All those who can answer in the affirmative, give the 20th century's famous movie line:

"Bond. James Bond.""
I have all 21 films includeing a documentry and 8 books by Fleming
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mkfreeberg
mkfreeberg
38. RE: Just for gags, Havin a little fun with Bond Girls
Jun 10 2008, 2:08 AM EDT | Post edited: Jun 10 2008, 2:08 AM EDT
Okay, here's a photo I had already uploaded of Martine Beswick. She looks very different from Zora in FRWL and Paula Caplan in Thunderball, but I'm pretty sure the navel probably didn't change much.

http://img230.imageshack.us/my.php?image=martinebeswick1xx7.jpg

The project of scraping screens for all 21...it's just not wiggling up to the top of my to-do stack, I'm afraid. It would, in a sane world, of course.
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joshiorio
joshiorio
39. RE: Just for gags, Havin a little fun with Bond Girls
Jun 10 2008, 10:04 AM EDT | Post edited: Jun 10 2008, 10:04 AM EDT
absurd

http://www.jamesbondwiki.com/page/Bond+Girl+Belly+Buttons
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osmanm
40. RE: Just for gags, Havin a little fun with Bond Girls
Jul 20 2008, 9:58 PM EDT | Post edited: Jul 20 2008, 9:58 PM EDT
"Wow you can't read can you? Which is your fav bond girl navel? Not who is the best girl of all time or living daylights. GEEZZZZ!"
honeychile ryder aka Ursula andress has the best bellybutton and will ALWAYS be the best BOND GIRLyi
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Posted Anonymously
41. RE: Just for gags, Havin a little fun with Bond Girls
Aug 13 2008, 1:51 PM EDT | Post edited: Aug 13 2008, 1:51 PM EDT
"Ok whoever you are you need to just cool it. It just a joke don't take it seriously!"
I didn't take it "SEROUSLY." I was just stating fact to what you posted. And where do you and your allies with no IQ critiz me. GEEEZ. Wow Moore4ever you suck! You should change your name to "I gonna be an Ass4ever." Go meet up Roger Moore and perhaps both of you can rott.
I don't know why I got in on this. I'm out of here 4good.
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