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Dalton007
Dalton007
80. RE: Bond's best one-liners?
Jul 21 2009, 9:13 PM EDT | Post edited: Jul 21 2009, 9:13 PM EDT
"Bond says when he's all tied up in a airplane : "Now that you have me, enjoy yourself. "
in Goldfinger"
Sorry, my dear man, forgot to sign in. That was my post, not the Anon's.
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Dalton007
Dalton007
81. RE: Bond's best one-liners?
Jul 21 2009, 9:17 PM EDT | Post edited: Jul 21 2009, 9:17 PM EDT
"I got one for Octopussy
Agent: it's entitled Property of A Lady
Bond: (Looking at Magda) Now there's a lady. "
The line from 'OP' goes like this:
Auctioneer: property of a lady.
Bond looks @ Magda as she enters the Auction room and says: now there's a lady.
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S3N70R
S3N70R
82. RE: Bond's best one-liners?
Jul 22 2009, 4:45 AM EDT | Post edited: Jul 22 2009, 4:45 AM EDT
"The line from 'OP' goes like this:
Auctioneer: property of a lady.
Bond looks @ Magda as she enters the Auction room and says: now there's a lady.
"
I think Q actually have one of the best lines ever, In Octopussy he says "you must be joking 007 on an Island populated exclusively by women? We won't see him till dawn."
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JamesKerns007
JamesKerns007
83. RE: Bond's best one-liners?
Jul 22 2009, 11:51 AM EDT | Post edited: Jul 22 2009, 11:51 AM EDT
"The line from 'OP' goes like this:
Auctioneer: property of a lady.
Bond looks @ Magda as she enters the Auction room and says: now there's a lady.
"
My Bad it been a while since I saw the movie
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Dalton007
Dalton007
84. RE: Bond's best one-liners?
Jul 22 2009, 1:17 PM EDT | Post edited: Jul 22 2009, 1:17 PM EDT
"I think Q actually have one of the best lines ever, In Octopussy he says "you must be joking 007 on an Island populated exclusively by women? We won't see him till dawn.""
Agreed, did he ever. Fitting line for Mr. BOND.
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Dalton007
Dalton007
85. RE: Bond's best one-liners?
Jul 22 2009, 1:29 PM EDT | Post edited: Jul 22 2009, 1:29 PM EDT
"My Bad it been a while since I saw the movie"
No Bad my dear man, just lending a hand, nothing more. Nothing beats the most famous line of all in Dr.No:
Bond= I admire your courage Miss ah?
Casino lady= Trench, Sylvia Trench. I admire your luck, Mr.?
Connery= Bond, James Bond.
Amen for all times. The rest is 'Bond History'.
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S3N70R
S3N70R
86. RE: Bond's best one-liners?
Jul 23 2009, 3:21 AM EDT | Post edited: Jul 23 2009, 3:21 AM EDT
"No Bad my dear man, just lending a hand, nothing more. Nothing beats the most famous line of all in Dr.No:
Bond= I admire your courage Miss ah?
Casino lady= Trench, Sylvia Trench. I admire your luck, Mr.?
Connery= Bond, James Bond.
Amen for all times. The rest is 'Bond History'."
LOL great lines in Dr. No
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bondejbond
bondejbond
87. RE: Bond's best one-liners?
Jul 23 2009, 1:11 PM EDT | Post edited: Jul 23 2009, 1:11 PM EDT
Ornathologist ! " That's a mouth full " ( looking at Bonds pants) says to Bond in Die Another Day Do you find this valuable?    
S3N70R
S3N70R
88. RE: Bond's best one-liners?
Jul 23 2009, 11:10 PM EDT | Post edited: Jul 23 2009, 11:10 PM EDT
"Ornathologist ! " That's a mouth full " ( looking at Bonds pants) says to Bond in Die Another Day"
LOL nice when is that
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moore4ever
moore4ever
89. RE: Bond's best one-liners?
Jul 24 2009, 12:45 AM EDT | Post edited: Jul 24 2009, 12:45 AM EDT
YOLT: #11" Wake him!"
Bond "Are you finished?"
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S3N70R
S3N70R
90. RE: Bond's best one-liners?
Jul 24 2009, 2:45 AM EDT | Post edited: Jul 24 2009, 2:45 AM EDT
"YOLT: #11" Wake him!"
Bond "Are you finished?""
Once again the pleasure is all yours
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Dalton007
Dalton007
91. RE: Bond's best one-liners?
Jul 24 2009, 8:04 PM EDT | Post edited: Jul 24 2009, 8:04 PM EDT
"Once again the pleasure is all yours"
In Goldeneye @ the Spa:
Xenia= You don't need the gun Commander.
Bond= That depends on your definition of 'safe' sex.
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JamesKerns007
JamesKerns007
92. RE: Bond's best one-liners?
Jul 24 2009, 11:22 PM EDT | Post edited: Jul 24 2009, 11:22 PM EDT
"In Goldeneye @ the Spa:
Xenia= You don't need the gun Commander.
Bond= That depends on your definition of 'safe' sex.
"
GoldenEye train
Trevelyan: Why can't you just be a good boy and die!
Bond (looking at 006) You first...(looking at Xenia (You Second) UP!
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moore4ever
moore4ever
93. RE: Bond's best one-liners?
Jul 25 2009, 8:30 PM EDT | Post edited: Jul 25 2009, 8:30 PM EDT
"GoldenEye train
Trevelyan: Why can't you just be a good boy and die!
Bond (looking at 006) You first...(looking at Xenia (You Second) UP!"
Goldeneye: the boiler room

Alec: (Speaking Russian)
Bond: I'm alone
Alec: Aren't we all?...Your later 007.
Bond: I had to stop in the bathroom
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Dalton007
Dalton007
94. RE: Bond's best one-liners?
Jul 25 2009, 9:05 PM EDT | Post edited: Jul 25 2009, 9:05 PM EDT
"Goldeneye: the boiler room

Alec: (Speaking Russian)
Bond: I'm alone
Alec: Aren't we all?...Your later 007.
Bond: I had to stop in the bathroom"
After a tussle w/ Xenia, Bond knocks out the guy behind him w/ a pail, and flips Xenia over unto the floor.
Bond= No,no, no. No more foreplay(Bond cocks his gun), take me to Janus.
Then Xenia says something in 'Russian' which I couldn't understand.
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moore4ever
moore4ever
95. RE: Bond's best one-liners?
Jul 25 2009, 9:29 PM EDT | Post edited: Jul 25 2009, 9:29 PM EDT
"After a tussle w/ Xenia, Bond knocks out the guy behind him w/ a pail, and flips Xenia over unto the floor.
Bond= No,no, no. No more foreplay(Bond cocks his gun), take me to Janus.
Then Xenia says something in 'Russian' which I couldn't understand."
I think she says BITCH or something like that.
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S3N70R
S3N70R
96. RE: Bond's best one-liners?
Jul 26 2009, 2:38 AM EDT | Post edited: Jul 26 2009, 2:38 AM EDT
"After a tussle w/ Xenia, Bond knocks out the guy behind him w/ a pail, and flips Xenia over unto the floor.
Bond= No,no, no. No more foreplay(Bond cocks his gun), take me to Janus.
Then Xenia says something in 'Russian' which I couldn't understand."
something to show her displeasure
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97. RE: Bond's best one-liners?
Jul 29 2009, 4:42 PM EDT | Post edited: Jul 29 2009, 4:42 PM EDT
The very best one?

Tomorrow Never Dies

James Bond: You forgot the first rule of mass media, Elliot: give the people what they want!

Elliot Carver proceeds to be drilled to death.
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JamesKerns007
JamesKerns007
98. RE: Bond's best one-liners?
Jul 29 2009, 6:22 PM EDT | Post edited: Jul 29 2009, 6:22 PM EDT
"The very best one?

Tomorrow Never Dies

James Bond: You forgot the first rule of mass media, Elliot: give the people what they want!

Elliot Carver proceeds to be drilled to death."
That was the darkest Brosnan ever was and I loved that scene
TND
Bond: Never argue with a woman their always right...
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bondejbond
bondejbond
99. RE: Bond's best one-liners?
Jul 29 2009, 6:58 PM EDT | Post edited: Jul 29 2009, 6:58 PM EDT
Christmas says: ' Somebody's going to have my ass." Bond replies: Later
found in : The World Is Not Enough
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