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40. RE: Bond's best one-liners?
Jun 7 2009, 10:43 PM EDT | Post edited: Jun 7 2009, 10:43 PM EDT
"Do I look like I give a damn"
"You'll probably make 20 miles before you consider drinking that"
"I had a nasty turn at the table once"
"Send my pieces back first class"
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41. RE: Bond's best one-liners?
Jun 20 2009, 6:15 AM EDT | Post edited: Jun 20 2009, 6:15 AM EDT
"Surviving, Mr. Chang....just surviving."---DieAnotherDay

(Do u have to destroy everything u get into)..."Standard operating procedure"----GoldenEye Do you find this valuable?    
koolkikij
koolkikij
42. RE: Bond's best one-liners?
Jun 29 2009, 3:03 PM EDT | Post edited: Jun 29 2009, 3:03 PM EDT
what an old thread, brought back to life! Do you find this valuable?    
Dalton007
Dalton007
43. RE: Bond's best one-liners?
Jul 1 2009, 3:12 PM EDT | Post edited: Jul 1 2009, 3:12 PM EDT
Bond:'Do you expect me to talk?', Goldfinger:' No Mr.Bond, I expect you to DIE'.
Ms.Galore:'Where's Goldfinger?', Bond:'Playing his golden harp'. Do you find this valuable?    
Dalton007
Dalton007
44. RE: Bond's best one-liners?
Jul 1 2009, 3:20 PM EDT | Post edited: Jul 1 2009, 3:20 PM EDT
After throwing Mr.Kidd overboard in 'DAF', Bond:'He certainly left with his tails between his legs'.
In 'Goldfinger', Bond to Leiter:'Sorry, I can't. Something BIG has come up'. Do you find this valuable?    
Dalton007
Dalton007
45. RE: Bond's best one-liners?
Jul 1 2009, 3:21 PM EDT | Post edited: Jul 1 2009, 3:21 PM EDT
"what an old thread, brought back to life!"
Yeah, like 'Boys with Toys'. Do you find this valuable?    

Posted Anonymously
46. RE: Bond's best one-liners?
Jul 6 2009, 10:18 AM EDT | Post edited: Jul 6 2009, 10:18 AM EDT
What about the one where (Roger) Bond is taking off that girls dress with his magnet watch in Live and Let Die.
Girl,"you've got such a gentle touch"
Bond,"sheer magnitism darling"

I love that one. Do you find this valuable?    
Dalton007
Dalton007
47. RE: Bond's best one-liners?
Jul 6 2009, 9:28 PM EDT | Post edited: Jul 6 2009, 9:28 PM EDT
"What about the one where (Roger) Bond is taking off that girls dress with his magnet watch in Live and Let Die.
Girl,"you've got such a gentle touch"
Bond,"sheer magnitism darling"

I love that one."
Absolutely, great line. Do you find this valuable?    

Posted Anonymously
48. RE: Bond's best one-liners?
Jul 10 2009, 11:35 PM EDT | Post edited: Jul 10 2009, 11:35 PM EDT
Can't remember movie, female lead says to Bond (Brosnan), "You'll miss me , James. "Bond says "I never miss" and shoots her. Do you find this valuable?    
moore4ever
moore4ever
49. RE: Bond's best one-liners?
Jul 10 2009, 11:58 PM EDT | Post edited: Jul 10 2009, 11:58 PM EDT
Man "I didn't know there was a pool down there"
Bond "Execellent fine shot"

Bond " Same time tomorrow Mrs. Bell?"

Bond "How is Mrs. Bell?"
Felix "In tensive care, but she'll pull threw!" 0  out of 1 found this valuable. Do you?    

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50. RE: Bond's best one-liners?
Jul 11 2009, 12:36 AM EDT | Post edited: Jul 11 2009, 12:36 AM EDT
Dryden: "Made you feel it, did he? Well, you needn't worry. The second is - "
Bond: (shoots Dryden) "Yes. Considerably." Do you find this valuable?    
Dalton007
Dalton007
51. RE: Bond's best one-liners?
Jul 11 2009, 7:15 PM EDT | Post edited: Jul 11 2009, 7:15 PM EDT
"Man "I didn't know there was a pool down there"
Bond "Execellent fine shot"

Bond " Same time tomorrow Mrs. Bell?"

Bond "How is Mrs. Bell?"
Felix "In tensive care, but she'll pull threw!""
The line was actually:
Bond- Exceptionally fine shot.
Thug: I didn't know there was a pool down there.
All this after Plenty gets tossed out the hotel window for her troubles. Do you find this valuable?    

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52. RE: Bond's best one-liners?
Jul 11 2009, 7:48 PM EDT | Post edited: Jul 11 2009, 7:48 PM EDT
"Can't remember movie, female lead says to Bond (Brosnan), "You'll miss me , James. "Bond says "I never miss" and shoots her."
That would be 1999's The World Is Not Enough, which also contains John Cleese as R meeting Bond for the first time.
Bond: "If you're Q, does that make him R?"
R: "Ah yes, the legendary 007 wit. Or at least half of it." :) Do you find this valuable?    
moore4ever
moore4ever
53. RE: Bond's best one-liners?
Jul 11 2009, 7:48 PM EDT | Post edited: Jul 11 2009, 7:48 PM EDT
"The line was actually:
Bond- Exceptionally fine shot.
Thug: I didn't know there was a pool down there.
All this after Plenty gets tossed out the hotel window for her troubles."
TY, my error. Do you find this valuable?    
Dalton007
Dalton007
54. RE: Bond's best one-liners?
Jul 11 2009, 11:53 PM EDT | Post edited: Jul 11 2009, 11:54 PM EDT
"TY, my error."



@ your service my dear friend. How about this one: In 'DAF':
Plenty: 'Hi, I'm Plenty'.
Bond: 'But of course you are'.
Plenty: 'Plenty O'Toole'.
Bond: 'Named after your father perhaps'.





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JamesKerns007
JamesKerns007
55. RE: Bond's best one-liners?
Jul 12 2009, 12:54 PM EDT | Post edited: Jul 12 2009, 12:54 PM EDT
How about
Bond: Can I offer an opinion
Quantum agents look at eachother
Bond: I think you people you should find a better place to meet

one of my favorite Quantum of Solace oneliners

or
Bond: You'll go twenty miles before considering drinking that. Do you find this valuable?    
Dalton007
Dalton007
56. RE: Bond's best one-liners?
Jul 12 2009, 8:28 PM EDT | Post edited: Jul 12 2009, 8:28 PM EDT
"How about
Bond: Can I offer an opinion
Quantum agents look at eachother
Bond: I think you people you should find a better place to meet

one of my favorite Quantum of Solace oneliners

or
Bond: You'll go twenty miles before considering drinking that."
Excellent lines my dear friend. In 'YOLT':
Bond: 'If I'm forced to watch television, may I smoke?
Blofeld:'Yes, give him his cigarettes. It won't be the nicotine that kills you Mr.Bond.
Enjoy my dear man. Do you find this valuable?    
JamesKerns007
JamesKerns007
57. RE: Bond's best one-liners?
Jul 13 2009, 12:08 AM EDT | Post edited: Jul 13 2009, 12:08 AM EDT
"Excellent lines my dear friend. In 'YOLT':
Bond: 'If I'm forced to watch television, may I smoke?
Blofeld:'Yes, give him his cigarettes. It won't be the nicotine that kills you Mr.Bond.
Enjoy my dear man."
That one totally slipped my mind thanks that was a good one liner in YOLT Do you find this valuable?    
Dalton007
Dalton007
58. RE: Bond's best one-liners?
Jul 13 2009, 6:54 PM EDT | Post edited: Jul 13 2009, 6:54 PM EDT
"That one totally slipped my mind thanks that was a good one liner in YOLT"
Thank you my dear man, how about another one, from 'Dr.No':
Construction worker: 'How did that happen?'
Bond: 'I think they were on their way to a funeral'.
After the Hearse that was chasing Bond went over the edge of the road and exploded. Do you find this valuable?    
JamesKerns007
JamesKerns007
59. RE: Bond's best one-liners?
Jul 13 2009, 7:04 PM EDT | Post edited: Jul 13 2009, 7:04 PM EDT
"Thank you my dear man, how about another one, from 'Dr.No':
Construction worker: 'How did that happen?'
Bond: 'I think they were on their way to a funeral'.
After the Hearse that was chasing Bond went over the edge of the road and exploded."
Got one from Die Another Day

Bond: Thanks for the kiss of life Do you find this valuable?    
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