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S3N70R
S3N70R
220. RE: Bond's best one-liners?
Jan 15 2011, 12:37 AM EST | Post edited: Jan 15 2011, 12:37 AM EST
"The line from Octopussy

Roger Moore said it..."
How about the line, also from Octopussy,

"007 on an island populated exclusively by women... We won't see him till dawn."

You have gotta love Q,
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6-stringa007
6-stringa007
221. RE: Bond's best one-liners?
Jan 15 2011, 1:39 AM EST | Post edited: Jan 15 2011, 1:41 AM EST
"How about the line, also from Octopussy,

"007 on an island populated exclusively by women... We won't see him till dawn."

You have gotta love Q,"
heh heh...

Q: "Now pay attention, 007. I've always tried to teach you two things. One; Never let them see you bleed."
BOND; "And the second?"
Q; "Always have an escape plan." (disappears into the floor, never to be seen, as we know him, again.

Rest in peace, Desmond.
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Posted Anonymously
222. RE: Bond's best one-liners?
Jan 15 2011, 6:31 PM EST | Post edited: Jan 15 2011, 6:31 PM EST
"My nominations:
"That's a Smith & Wesson, and you've had your six." (Dr. No)
"She's had her kicks." (From Russia With Love)
"Congratulations on your promotion, Goldfinger. Are you having dinner at the White House, too?" (Goldfinger)
"I think he got he point." (Thunderball)
"Oh, the things I do for England." (You Only Live Twice)
"This never happened to the other fellow." (On Her Majesty's Secret Service)
"Provided the collars and cuffs match..." (Diamonds Are Forever)
"Waste him? Is that a good thing?" (Live and Let Die)
"I shore am, BOY..." (The Man with the Golden Gun)
"He just popped in for a quick bite." (The Spy Who Loved Me)
"His name's Jaws. He kills people." (Moonraker)
"I love a drive in the country, don't you?" (For Your Eyes Only)
"No ma'am, I'm with the economy tour." (Octopussy)
"A little restless, but I finally got off." (A View to a Kill)
"He got the boot." (The Living Daylights)
"Bon appetit." (Licence To Kill)
"No, no, no. No more foreplay." (GoldenEye)
"I'd say he has an edifice complex." (Tomorrow Never Dies)
"I thought Christmas only came once a year." (The World is Not Enough)
"I'm just here for the birds." (Die Another Day)
"Skewered. One sympathizes." (Casino Royale)"
Bond: (to Tiffany Case) B****
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watchacallabondfan
223. RE: Bond's best one-liners?
Jan 16 2011, 12:35 PM EST | Post edited: Jan 16 2011, 12:35 PM EST
From Diamonds are Forever, spoken with the womanizing appeal that only Sean Connery can deliver:

(Tiffany Case walks out of the bathroom in lingerie)
Bond: That's a nice little nothing you're almost wearing...I approve.
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S3N70R
S3N70R
224. RE: Bond's best one-liners?
Jan 21 2011, 2:15 AM EST | Post edited: Jan 21 2011, 2:15 AM EST
"heh heh...

Q: "Now pay attention, 007. I've always tried to teach you two things. One; Never let them see you bleed."
BOND; "And the second?"
Q; "Always have an escape plan." (disappears into the floor, never to be seen, as we know him, again.

Rest in peace, Desmond."
I agree. Rest in Peace Desmond.
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Posted Anonymously
225. RE: Bond's best one-liners?
Feb 16 2011, 12:07 PM EST | Post edited: Feb 16 2011, 12:07 PM EST
""Oh the things I do for England" as Bond takes Helga Brandt's dress off.
"
"Oh the things I do for England"
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Dr.Goldfinger
Dr.Goldfinger
226. RE: Bond's best one-liners?
Feb 16 2011, 3:58 PM EST | Post edited: Feb 16 2011, 3:58 PM EST
'what you might call a mexican screw up gentelmen' from live and let die Do you find this valuable?    
moore4ever
moore4ever
227. RE: Bond's best one-liners?
Feb 16 2011, 10:03 PM EST | Post edited: Feb 16 2011, 10:03 PM EST
"'what you might call a mexican screw up gentelmen' from live and let die"
Thats from Man W/ the Golden Gun, fellow Dr.
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S3N70R
S3N70R
228. RE: Bond's best one-liners?
Feb 26 2011, 9:57 AM EST | Post edited: Feb 26 2011, 9:57 AM EST
""Oh the things I do for England""
I love this quote... It makes me laugh every time.
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Posted Anonymously
229. RE: Bond's best one-liners?
Feb 27 2011, 3:19 PM EST | Post edited: Feb 27 2011, 3:19 PM EST
"Thats from Man W/ the Golden Gun, fellow Dr."
My apologies, I dont know what came over me! You have encouraged my to redouble my efforts
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SexehSexehLaydee
SexehSexehLaydee
230. RE: Bond's best one-liners?
Mar 20 2011, 10:20 AM EDT | Post edited: Mar 20 2011, 10:20 AM EDT
Mr. Bond, you NEVER have a problem "keeping it up"...You have a problem making it go "down"...wink....kiss kiss Do you find this valuable?    
bondejbond
bondejbond
231. RE: Bond's best one-liners?
Mar 21 2011, 4:15 AM EDT | Post edited: Mar 21 2011, 4:15 AM EDT
For Your Eyes Only - SexehSexehLavdee 1  out of 1 found this valuable. Do you?    
S3N70R
S3N70R
232. RE: Bond's best one-liners?
Apr 12 2011, 10:58 PM EDT | Post edited: Apr 12 2011, 10:58 PM EDT
"Mr. Bond, you NEVER have a problem "keeping it up"...You have a problem making it go "down"...wink....kiss kiss"
Along with this is this quote from the end of Spy Who Loved Me, when M and Gogol see Bond and Anya in the escape capsule, naked:

M:"Bond what do think you are doing?!?"
Bond: "Just keeping the British end up Sir."

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233. RE: Bond's best one-liners?
Jul 23 2011, 9:25 AM EDT | Post edited: Jul 23 2011, 9:25 AM EDT
"Bond:'Do you expect me to talk?', Goldfinger:' No Mr.Bond, I expect you to DIE'.
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best one liner ever and said with a look of glee by goldfinger superb
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234. RE: Bond's best one-liners?
Jul 30 2011, 3:43 PM EDT | Post edited: Jul 30 2011, 3:43 PM EDT
name of the movie - the world is not enough Do you find this valuable?    
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