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00seven
00seven
20. Bonds best one-liners
Sep 24 2008, 4:07 AM EDT | Post edited: Sep 24 2008, 4:07 AM EDT
I think the best one liner didnt come from Bond , it came from Q. In moonraker when bond was bedding the girl on the shuttle and everyone back at base had just managed to get the screens working again....M said, when it showed on the screen what Bond was up to "what the devils he doing"? and Q, not looking at the screen replied "i think hes trying for re entry". That has got to be the best. 4  out of 4 found this valuable. Do you?    
Cedric(006)
Cedric(006)
21. RE: Bonds best one-liners
Oct 4 2008, 6:41 PM EDT | Post edited: Oct 4 2008, 6:41 PM EDT
My nominations....................

"That's a Smith and Wesson. And you've had your Six." (Dr. No)
"She had her kicks" (From Russia With Love)
"I never joke about my work, 007" (Goldfinger)
"It's your SPECTRE against mine" (Thunderball)
"The things I do for England!" (You Only Live Twice)
"Will you marry me?" (OHMSS)
"Named after your father perhaps" (Diamonds Are Forever)
"(Bond flips over a tarot card: The fool) You have found yourself!" (Live and Let Die)
"A clash between titans, my golden gun against your Walther PPK..." (TMWTGG)
"He just droped in for a quick bite" (The Spy Who Loved Me)
"His name is Jaws. He kills people" (Moonraker)
"You get your clothes back on, and I'll buy you an ice cream" (For Your Eyes Only)
"You must be joking! 007 on an island populated exclusively by women? We won't see him till dawn!" (Octopussy)
"Yeah, and I'm Dick Tracy and you're still under arrest." (View To A Kill)
"He got the boot" (The Living Daylights)
"Then you have my resigination sir!" (License to Kill)
"No, for me" (Goldeneye)
"Backseat driver!!!!!!" (Tomorrow Never Dies)
"Foolish statment!" "Family Motto" (TWINE)
"Time to Face destiny!" "Time to face gravitey" (Die Another Day)
"Yes, considerably" (Casino Royale)

Cedric
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Posted Anonymously
22. RE: Bond's best one-liners?
Oct 5 2008, 11:59 AM EDT | Post edited: Oct 5 2008, 11:59 AM EDT
"My nominations:
"That's a Smith & Wesson, and you've had your six." (Dr. No)
"She's had her kicks." (From Russia With Love)
"Congratulations on your promotion, Goldfinger. Are you having dinner at the White House, too?" (Goldfinger)
"I think he got he point." (Thunderball)
"Oh, the things I do for England." (You Only Live Twice)
"This never happened to the other fellow." (On Her Majesty's Secret Service)
"Provided the collars and cuffs match..." (Diamonds Are Forever)
"Waste him? Is that a good thing?" (Live and Let Die)
"I shore am, BOY..." (The Man with the Golden Gun)
"He just popped in for a quick bite." (The Spy Who Loved Me)
"His name's Jaws. He kills people." (Moonraker)
"I love a drive in the country, don't you?" (For Your Eyes Only)
"No ma'am, I'm with the economy tour." (Octopussy)
"A little restless, but I finally got off." (A View to a Kill)
"He got the boot." (The Living Daylights)
"Bon appetit." (Licence To Kill)
"No, no, no. No more foreplay." (GoldenEye)
"I'd say he has an edifice complex." (Tomorrow Never Dies)
"I thought Christmas only came once a year." (The World is Not Enough)
"I'm just here for the birds." (Die Another Day)
"Skewered. One sympathizes." (Casino Royale)"
"Do you expect me to talk , no mr bond i expect you to die " goldfinger that can be considered as one of the best James Bond quote 2  out of 2 found this valuable. Do you?    
CodeNamePredator
CodeNamePredator
23. RE: Bond's best one-liners?
Oct 7 2008, 6:38 PM EDT | Post edited: Oct 7 2008, 6:38 PM EDT
"My nominations:
"That's a Smith & Wesson, and you've had your six." (Dr. No)
"She's had her kicks." (From Russia With Love)
"Congratulations on your promotion, Goldfinger. Are you having dinner at the White House, too?" (Goldfinger)
"I think he got he point." (Thunderball)
"Oh, the things I do for England." (You Only Live Twice)
"This never happened to the other fellow." (On Her Majesty's Secret Service)
"Provided the collars and cuffs match..." (Diamonds Are Forever)
"Waste him? Is that a good thing?" (Live and Let Die)
"I shore am, BOY..." (The Man with the Golden Gun)
"He just popped in for a quick bite." (The Spy Who Loved Me)
"His name's Jaws. He kills people." (Moonraker)
"I love a drive in the country, don't you?" (For Your Eyes Only)
"No ma'am, I'm with the economy tour." (Octopussy)
"A little restless, but I finally got off." (A View to a Kill)
"He got the boot." (The Living Daylights)
"Bon appetit." (Licence To Kill)
"No, no, no. No more foreplay." (GoldenEye)
"I'd say he has an edifice complex." (Tomorrow Never Dies)
"I thought Christmas only came once a year." (The World is Not Enough)
"I'm just here for the birds." (Die Another Day)
"Skewered. One sympathizes." (Casino Royale)"
"This never happened to the other fellow." (On Her Majesty's Secret Service)

I must say though I do love........

"His name's Jaws. He kills people." (Moonraker) and.....
"I travel, sort of a licensed troubleshooter" (Thunderball) 1  out of 2 found this valuable. Do you?    

Posted Anonymously
24. RE: Bond's best one-liners?
Oct 9 2008, 7:07 PM EDT | Post edited: Oct 9 2008, 7:07 PM EDT
in you only live twice when asked what happened to the other guy bond says something like

"oh he fell in the pulverizer at work, terrible accident, anyways..." 0  out of 1 found this valuable. Do you?    
GrapplingHookGun
GrapplingHookGun
25. RE: Bond's best one-liners?
Oct 14 2008, 4:04 PM EDT | Post edited: Oct 14 2008, 4:04 PM EDT
Connery 007 best one-liners
Dr. No: Bond-That's a Smith & Wesson, and you've had your six.
From Russia With Love: Bond-Darling Moneypenny, you know I've never looked at another woman. (Probably 007's biggest lie.)
Goldfinger: Galore-Where's Goldfinger?
Bond-Playing his golden harp.
Thunderball: Random man- I don't know how to swim!
Bond- It's never to late to learn.
You Only Live Twice: Henderson- That is stirred not shaken...that is right.
Bond-Perfect
Diamonds Are Forever:Bond-If you see a mad proffesor in a mini-van just smile. 3  out of 3 found this valuable. Do you?    

Posted Anonymously
26. RE: Bond's best one-liners?
Oct 15 2008, 12:47 AM EDT | Post edited: Oct 15 2008, 12:47 AM EDT
its a little ironic, on her Majestrys secret service is the first non sean connery, so its funny that Bond (Lazenby) would say that Do you find this valuable?    
beatlehead
beatlehead
27. RE: Bond's best one-liners?
Oct 17 2008, 5:34 PM EDT | Post edited: Oct 17 2008, 5:34 PM EDT
Woman: Are you with our group?
Bond: No ma'am I'm with the economy tour!
(OCTOPUSSY) Do you find this valuable?    

Posted Anonymously
28. RE: Bond's best one-liners?
Nov 16 2008, 9:20 PM EST | Post edited: Nov 16 2008, 9:20 PM EST
I think if you're gonna nominate one, Casino Royale has a one-liner that makes me cheer every time I hear him say it.

Bond: (sitting down at the poker table) Sorry. That last hand... nearly killed me.

Said with such perfect timing, it has to be one of the best. 3  out of 3 found this valuable. Do you?    
beatlehead
beatlehead
29. RE: Bond's best one-liners?
Nov 17 2008, 3:54 AM EST | Post edited: Nov 17 2008, 3:54 AM EST
From Wikipedia:

"A 1994 commitee of the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences voted Bond's line 'Just a slight stiffness coming on' as the Rudest Ever Moment in Any Film. " 1  out of 1 found this valuable. Do you?    

Posted Anonymously
30. RE: Bond's best one-liners?
Nov 17 2008, 9:18 PM EST | Post edited: Nov 17 2008, 9:18 PM EST
I can't believe no one posted this
"The names Bond, James Bond" 1  out of 1 found this valuable. Do you?    
beatlehead
beatlehead
31. RE: Bond's best one-liners?
Nov 17 2008, 9:43 PM EST | Post edited: Nov 17 2008, 9:43 PM EST
"I can't believe no one posted this
"The names Bond, James Bond""
Probably because it's not a one-liner. 2  out of 3 found this valuable. Do you?    

Posted Anonymously
32. RE: Bond's best one-liners?
Feb 20 2009, 11:11 AM EST | Post edited: Feb 20 2009, 11:11 AM EST
Roger Moore in ''The Spy who loved me'', sitting in a bedoin tent and says to the head of the camp something about having to retire to bed early because he needs to press on to Cairo in the morning, a beautiful bedoin woman then enters the shot, bond turns to the head honcho and says:

''On the other hand, when one is in Egypt, one should delve deeply into her treasures''

and the eyebrow rises. hahaha

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Posted Anonymously
33. RE: Bond's best one-liners?
Mar 15 2009, 3:05 PM EDT | Post edited: Mar 15 2009, 3:05 PM EDT
I think the initial conversation of the world is not enough is also interesting
lady: Sir would you like to check my figures
and Bond says wih a hint of mischief...i assume they are perfectly round off
Another 1 is with perfect timing he says to doctor "Just skirt the issue"
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007FANATIC
34. RE: Bond's best one-liners?
Mar 29 2009, 7:34 PM EDT | Post edited: Mar 29 2009, 7:34 PM EDT
"My nominations:
"That's a Smith & Wesson, and you've had your six." (Dr. No)
"She's had her kicks." (From Russia With Love)
"Congratulations on your promotion, Goldfinger. Are you having dinner at the White House, too?" (Goldfinger)
"I think he got he point." (Thunderball)
"Oh, the things I do for England." (You Only Live Twice)
"This never happened to the other fellow." (On Her Majesty's Secret Service)
"Provided the collars and cuffs match..." (Diamonds Are Forever)
"Waste him? Is that a good thing?" (Live and Let Die)
"I shore am, BOY..." (The Man with the Golden Gun)
"He just popped in for a quick bite." (The Spy Who Loved Me)
"His name's Jaws. He kills people." (Moonraker)
"I love a drive in the country, don't you?" (For Your Eyes Only)
"No ma'am, I'm with the economy tour." (Octopussy)
"A little restless, but I finally got off." (A View to a Kill)
"He got the boot." (The Living Daylights)
"Bon appetit." (Licence To Kill)
"No, no, no. No more foreplay." (GoldenEye)
"I'd say he has an edifice complex." (Tomorrow Never Dies)
"I thought Christmas only came once a year." (The World is Not Enough)
"I'm just here for the birds." (Die Another Day)
"Skewered. One sympathizes." (Casino Royale)"
I agree w/ all of those. Very good choices.
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Posted Anonymously
35. Best line ever!
Apr 8 2009, 9:05 AM EDT | Post edited: Apr 8 2009, 9:05 AM EDT
Best line out of those that aren't meant to be funny!
The Things i do for England! 1  out of 1 found this valuable. Do you?    

GoldKiLLer007
36. RE: Best line ever!
Apr 8 2009, 4:44 PM EDT | Post edited: Apr 8 2009, 4:44 PM EDT
One of many one-liners: (Dr. No, 1962)
Honey Ryder: Looking for shells?
Bond: No. I'm just looking. 1  out of 1 found this valuable. Do you?    
jamesbond2
jamesbond2
37. RE: Best line ever!
May 8 2009, 6:45 AM EDT | Post edited: May 8 2009, 6:45 AM EDT
"One of many one-liners: (Dr. No, 1962)
Honey Ryder: Looking for shells?
Bond: No. I'm just looking."
clasical
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Mjr_Boothroyd
Mjr_Boothroyd
38. RE: Bond's best one-liners?
May 9 2009, 4:27 PM EDT | Post edited: May 9 2009, 4:27 PM EDT
My favourite two are:

TMWTGG - My My a midget and a packet of peanuts, whatever will they come up with next.
TND - They'll Print Anything these days 1  out of 1 found this valuable. Do you?    

Posted Anonymously
39. RE: Bond's best one-liners?
Jun 7 2009, 10:40 PM EDT | Post edited: Jun 7 2009, 10:40 PM EDT
""i could have given you the world'' Bond:"the world is not enough." (The World Is Not Enough)"
yes but the next part is amazing too "Foolish thought." "Family motto"

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