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Green-Arrow
Green-Arrow
Bond's best one-liners?
Jan 5 2008, 12:53 AM EST | Post edited: Jan 5 2008, 12:53 AM EST
My nominations:
"That's a Smith & Wesson, and you've had your six." (Dr. No)
"She's had her kicks." (From Russia With Love)
"Congratulations on your promotion, Goldfinger. Are you having dinner at the White House, too?" (Goldfinger)
"I think he got he point." (Thunderball)
"Oh, the things I do for England." (You Only Live Twice)
"This never happened to the other fellow." (On Her Majesty's Secret Service)
"Provided the collars and cuffs match..." (Diamonds Are Forever)
"Waste him? Is that a good thing?" (Live and Let Die)
"I shore am, BOY..." (The Man with the Golden Gun)
"He just popped in for a quick bite." (The Spy Who Loved Me)
"His name's Jaws. He kills people." (Moonraker)
"I love a drive in the country, don't you?" (For Your Eyes Only)
"No ma'am, I'm with the economy tour." (Octopussy)
"A little restless, but I finally got off." (A View to a Kill)
"He got the boot." (The Living Daylights)
"Bon appetit." (Licence To Kill)
"No, no, no. No more foreplay." (GoldenEye)
"I'd say he has an edifice complex." (Tomorrow Never Dies)
"I thought Christmas only came once a year." (The World is Not Enough)
"I'm just here for the birds." (Die Another Day)
"Skewered. One sympathizes." (Casino Royale) 79  out of 96 found this valuable. Do you?    

Posted Anonymously
1. RE: Bond's best one-liners?
Jan 9 2008, 11:25 AM EST | Post edited: Jan 9 2008, 11:25 AM EST
Dancer,"Ah!, I've lost my charm" Bond,"Not from where I'm standing"(The Man With the Golden Gun)
"Play it again,Sam" (Moonraker)
"Keeping the British end up"(The Spy Who Loved Me"
"Do you know a lot about guns, Mister Bond?" "No, I know a lot about women"
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inter_paul
inter_paul
2. RE: Bond's best one-liners?
Jan 30 2008, 1:13 AM EST | Post edited: Jan 30 2008, 1:13 AM EST
"this never happened to the other fellow" 12  out of 17 found this valuable. Do you?    
inter_paul
inter_paul
3. RE: Bond's best one-liners?
Jan 30 2008, 1:16 AM EST | Post edited: Jan 30 2008, 1:16 AM EST
"this never happened to the other fellow." (On Her Majesty's Secret Service) 8  out of 10 found this valuable. Do you?    
inter_paul
inter_paul
4. RE: Bond's best one-liners?
Jan 30 2008, 1:20 AM EST | Post edited: Jan 30 2008, 1:20 AM EST
"i could have given you the world'' Bond:"the world is not enough." (The World Is Not Enough) 8  out of 10 found this valuable. Do you?    
CharmOffensive
CharmOffensive
5. RE: Bond's best one-liners?
Feb 25 2008, 5:16 PM EST | Post edited: Feb 25 2008, 5:16 PM EST
*to a snake* "Hiss off" - Octopussy
 5  out of 9 found this valuable. Do you?    
venables
venables
6. RE: Bond's best one-liners?
Feb 26 2008, 4:17 AM EST | Post edited: Feb 26 2008, 4:17 AM EST
"bon appetit" also from you only live twice 1  out of 7 found this valuable. Do you?    
vid
vid
7. RE: Bond's best one-liners?
Jun 18 2008, 1:41 AM EDT | Post edited: Jun 18 2008, 1:41 AM EDT
"My nominations:
"That's a Smith & Wesson, and you've had your six." (Dr. No)
"She's had her kicks." (From Russia With Love)
"Congratulations on your promotion, Goldfinger. Are you having dinner at the White House, too?" (Goldfinger)
"I think he got he point." (Thunderball)
"Oh, the things I do for England." (You Only Live Twice)
"This never happened to the other fellow." (On Her Majesty's Secret Service)
"Provided the collars and cuffs match..." (Diamonds Are Forever)
"Waste him? Is that a good thing?" (Live and Let Die)
"I shore am, BOY..." (The Man with the Golden Gun)
"He just popped in for a quick bite." (The Spy Who Loved Me)
"His name's Jaws. He kills people." (Moonraker)
"I love a drive in the country, don't you?" (For Your Eyes Only)
"No ma'am, I'm with the economy tour." (Octopussy)
"A little restless, but I finally got off." (A View to a Kill)
"He got the boot." (The Living Daylights)
"Bon appetit." (Licence To Kill)
"No, no, no. No more foreplay." (GoldenEye)
"I'd say he has an edifice complex." (Tomorrow Never Dies)
"I thought Christmas only came once a year." (The World is Not Enough)
"I'm just here for the birds." (Die Another Day)
"Skewered. One sympathizes." (Casino Royale)"
for cr i dont think that 1 shall be in there i like to see this in there
James Bond: Now the whole world's gonna know that you died scratching my balls! 8  out of 15 found this valuable. Do you?    
moore4ever
moore4ever
8. RE: Bond's best one-liners?
Jun 18 2008, 9:29 AM EDT | Post edited: Jun 18 2008, 9:29 AM EDT
I'm more of problem eliminator.-LTK
I'll be there in an hour....better make that two.-TLD 6  out of 8 found this valuable. Do you?    
vid
vid
9. RE: Bond's best one-liners?
Jul 4 2008, 9:11 AM EDT | Post edited: Jul 4 2008, 9:11 AM EDT
"That's a Smith & Wesson, and you've had your six." (Dr. No)
"She's had her kicks." (From Russia With Love)
"Congratulations on your promotion, Goldfinger. Are you having dinner at the White House, too?" (Goldfinger)
"Do you know a lot about guns, Mister Bond?" "No, I know a lot about women"
"bon appetit"
"This never happened to the other fellow." (On Her Majesty's Secret Service)
"Provided the collars and cuffs match..." (Diamonds Are Forever)
"Waste him? Is that a good thing?" (Live and Let Die)
Dancer,"Ah!, I've lost my charm" Bond,"Not from where I'm standing"(The Man With the Golden Gun)
"Keeping the British end up"(The Spy Who Loved Me"
"Play it again,Sam" (Moonraker)
"I love a drive in the country, don't you?" (For Your Eyes Only)
*to a snake* "Hiss off" - Octopussy
"A little restless, but I finally got off." (A View to a Kill)
I'll be there in an hour....better make that two.-TLD
I'm more of problem eliminator.-LTK
"No, no, no. No more foreplay." (GoldenEye)
"I'd say he has an edifice complex." (Tomorrow Never Dies)
"I thought Christmas only came once a year." (The World is Not Enough)
"I'm just here for the birds." (Die Another Day)
Now the whole world's gonna know that you died scratching my balls!

5  out of 7 found this valuable. Do you?    
vid
vid
10. RE: Bond's best one-liners?
Jul 4 2008, 9:11 AM EDT | Post edited: Jul 4 2008, 9:11 AM EDT
""That's a Smith & Wesson, and you've had your six." (Dr. No)
"She's had her kicks." (From Russia With Love)
"Congratulations on your promotion, Goldfinger. Are you having dinner at the White House, too?" (Goldfinger)
"Do you know a lot about guns, Mister Bond?" "No, I know a lot about women"
"bon appetit"
"This never happened to the other fellow." (On Her Majesty's Secret Service)
"Provided the collars and cuffs match..." (Diamonds Are Forever)
"Waste him? Is that a good thing?" (Live and Let Die)
Dancer,"Ah!, I've lost my charm" Bond,"Not from where I'm standing"(The Man With the Golden Gun)
"Keeping the British end up"(The Spy Who Loved Me"
"Play it again,Sam" (Moonraker)
"I love a drive in the country, don't you?" (For Your Eyes Only)
*to a snake* "Hiss off" - Octopussy
"A little restless, but I finally got off." (A View to a Kill)
I'll be there in an hour....better make that two.-TLD
I'm more of problem eliminator.-LTK
"No, no, no. No more foreplay." (GoldenEye)
"I'd say he has an edifice complex." (Tomorrow Never Dies)
"I thought Christmas only came once a year." (The World is Not Enough)
"I'm just here for the birds." (Die Another Day)
Now the whole world's gonna know that you died scratching my balls!

"
I Remade The List By What U All Said 2  out of 5 found this valuable. Do you?    
venables
venables
11. RE: Bond's best one-liners?
Jul 5 2008, 2:42 PM EDT | Post edited: Jul 5 2008, 2:42 PM EDT
"I Remade The List By What U All Said"
how about "i travel, a sort of licenced trouble shooter" from thunderball 1  out of 2 found this valuable. Do you?    
mach10
mach10
12. RE: Bond's best one-liners?
Jul 5 2008, 5:52 PM EDT | Post edited: Jul 5 2008, 5:52 PM EDT
“Just keep my martini cool.”

From "On Her Majesty’s Secret Service (1969)" 5  out of 7 found this valuable. Do you?    
moore4ever
moore4ever
13. RE: Bond's best one-liners?
Jul 5 2008, 9:32 PM EDT | Post edited: Jul 5 2008, 9:32 PM EDT
62- World Domination, same old dream.
63- Red Wine with fish, well that should told me something.
64- He kills little girls like you.
65- Wait till you get to my teeth.
67- Now about that honeymoon.
69- Dont worry Q, I've got the gadgets now.
71- The comtraption seems to work Q.
73- Just being disarming darling.
74- All in the line of duty.
77- He just droped in for a quick bite.
79- Balls Q?
81- He had now head for heights.
83- Action speaks louder than words.
85- A new pet Q?
87- Stuff my orders, if he fires me I'll thank him.
89- I'll do anything for a woman with a knife.
95- Moneypenny I'm devestated.
97- Looking for a new story?
99- See you at the lodge.
02- Looks like your friends have bailed!
06- Stop touching your ear.
08- You don't have to worry about me 2  out of 4 found this valuable. Do you?    
mkfreeberg
mkfreeberg
14. RE: Bond's best one-liners?
Jul 6 2008, 1:01 AM EDT | Post edited: Jul 6 2008, 1:01 AM EDT
"62- World Domination, same old dream.
63- Red Wine with fish, well that should told me something.
64- He kills little girls like you.
65- Wait till you get to my teeth.
67- Now about that honeymoon.
69- Dont worry Q, I've got the gadgets now.
71- The comtraption seems to work Q.
73- Just being disarming darling.
74- All in the line of duty.
77- He just droped in for a quick bite.
79- Balls Q?
81- He had now head for heights.
83- Action speaks louder than words.
85- A new pet Q?
87- Stuff my orders, if he fires me I'll thank him.
89- I'll do anything for a woman with a knife.
95- Moneypenny I'm devestated.
97- Looking for a new story?
99- See you at the lodge.
02- Looks like your friends have bailed!
06- Stop touching your ear.
08- You don't have to worry about me"
I'd say one of their aircraft is missing.
I thought I saw a specter over your shoulder.
Well, I won't be needing these (oysters).
A genuine Felix Lighter. Illuminating!
He (Drax) had to fly.
Sexual discrimination, I definitely have to pay a visit (no men allowed in Octopussy's lair)
No one takes the time to do a really sinister interrogation anymore.
(I'm just a professional doing a job!) So am I.
(Time to face destiny!) Time to face gravity.
Why is it that those who can't take advice, insist on giving it?
I have no armor left. You've stripped it from me. Whatever is left of me -- whatever I am -- is yours. 1  out of 3 found this valuable. Do you?    

Posted Anonymously
15. RE: Bond's best one-liners?
Jul 6 2008, 9:11 AM EDT | Post edited: Jul 6 2008, 9:11 AM EDT
"I've gotten a bit stiff" (On Her Majesty's Secret Service) 3  out of 5 found this valuable. Do you?    
mkfreeberg
mkfreeberg
16. RE: Bond's best one-liners?
Jul 6 2008, 9:40 PM EDT | Post edited: Jul 6 2008, 9:40 PM EDT
What about Moneypenny?

"You've always been a cunning linguist, James." 6  out of 9 found this valuable. Do you?    
Dr.House
Dr.House
17. RE: Bond's best one-liners?
Jul 6 2008, 10:56 PM EDT | Post edited: Jul 6 2008, 10:56 PM EDT
Oh God! It's Heller! - Pam
(Comes through stabbed)
Looks like he came to a dead end! - Bond in LTK

It's your SPECTRE against mine! - Bond to Largo in Thunderball 2  out of 3 found this valuable. Do you?    
moore4ever
moore4ever
18. RE: Bond's best one-liners?
Sep 23 2008, 4:29 PM EDT | Post edited: Sep 23 2008, 4:29 PM EDT
Theres a saying in England, whers there somke, theres fire.
Manners Oddjob.
MM "I Love you, repeat it please to make sure you got it."
B "Don't worry I got it."
Would you settle for a Tulp? MM "YES!" 3  out of 5 found this valuable. Do you?    
Matt_Bohlmann
Matt_Bohlmann
19. RE: Bond's best one-liners?
Sep 24 2008, 12:00 AM EDT | Post edited: Sep 24 2008, 12:00 AM EDT
"Would you settle for a Tulp? MM "YES!""
Bravo. This, for me, is one of the most poignant moments in the series (second only to the unspoken moment between Bond and Moneypenny at his wedding). Coming on the heels of OHMSS, there's very little reference to the death of Tracy. But here, we see Moneypenny trying to re-establish her customary flirtation with Bond. She makes a playful hint at marriage. Bond pauses, offers her a flower instead, drives away. It's the pause that does it. Bond won't be quite the same, but the old habits must go on. 3  out of 3 found this valuable. Do you?    
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