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Discussion: Bond's best one-liners?
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Bond's best one-liners?
Jan 5 2008, 12:53 AM EST
My nominations:"That's a Smith & Wesson, and you've had your six." (Dr. No) "She's had her kicks." (From Russia With Love) "Congratulations on your promotion, Goldfinger. Are you having dinner at the White House, too?" (Goldfinger) "I think he got he point." (Thunderball) "Oh, the things I do for England." (You Only Live Twice) "This never happened to the other fellow." (On Her Majesty's Secret Service) "Provided the collars and cuffs match..." (Diamonds Are Forever) "Waste him? Is that a good thing?" (Live and Let Die) "I shore am, BOY..." (The Man with the Golden Gun) "He just popped in for a quick bite." (The Spy Who Loved Me) "His name's Jaws. He kills people." (Moonraker) "I love a drive in the country, don't you?" (For Your Eyes Only) "No ma'am, I'm with the economy tour." (Octopussy) "A little restless, but I finally got off." (A View to a Kill) "He got the boot." (The Living Daylights) "Bon appetit." (Licence To Kill) "No, no, no. No more foreplay." (GoldenEye) "I'd say he has an edifice complex." (Tomorrow Never Dies) "I thought Christmas only came once a year." (The World is Not Enough) "I'm just here for the birds." (Die Another Day) "Skewered. One sympathizes." (Casino Royale) |
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Anonymous |
1. RE: Bond's best one-liners?
Jan 9 2008, 11:25 AM EST
Dancer,"Ah!, I've lost my charm" Bond,"Not from where I'm standing"(The Man With the Golden Gun)"Play it again,Sam" (Moonraker) "Keeping the British end up"(The Spy Who Loved Me" "Do you know a lot about guns, Mister Bond?" "No, I know a lot about women" |
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inter_paul |
2. RE: Bond's best one-liners?
Jan 30 2008, 1:13 AM EST
"this never happened to the other fellow"
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inter_paul |
3. RE: Bond's best one-liners?
Jan 30 2008, 1:16 AM EST
"this never happened to the other fellow." (On Her Majesty's Secret Service)
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inter_paul |
4. RE: Bond's best one-liners?
Jan 30 2008, 1:20 AM EST
"i could have given you the world'' Bond:"the world is not enough." (The World Is Not Enough)
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CharmOffensive |
5. RE: Bond's best one-liners?
Feb 25 2008, 5:16 PM EST
*to a snake* "Hiss off" - Octopussy |
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venables |
6. RE: Bond's best one-liners?
Feb 26 2008, 4:17 AM EST
"bon appetit" also from you only live twice
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vid |
7. RE: Bond's best one-liners?
Jun 18 2008, 1:41 AM EDT
"My nominations:for cr i dont think that 1 shall be in there i like to see this in there James Bond: Now the whole world's gonna know that you died scratching my balls! |
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moore4ever |
8. RE: Bond's best one-liners?
Jun 18 2008, 9:29 AM EDT
I'm more of problem eliminator.-LTKI'll be there in an hour....better make that two.-TLD |
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vid |
9. RE: Bond's best one-liners?
Jul 4 2008, 9:11 AM EDT
"That's a Smith & Wesson, and you've had your six." (Dr. No)"She's had her kicks." (From Russia With Love) "Congratulations on your promotion, Goldfinger. Are you having dinner at the White House, too?" (Goldfinger) "Do you know a lot about guns, Mister Bond?" "No, I know a lot about women" "bon appetit" "This never happened to the other fellow." (On Her Majesty's Secret Service) "Provided the collars and cuffs match..." (Diamonds Are Forever) "Waste him? Is that a good thing?" (Live and Let Die) Dancer,"Ah!, I've lost my charm" Bond,"Not from where I'm standing"(The Man With the Golden Gun) "Keeping the British end up"(The Spy Who Loved Me" "Play it again,Sam" (Moonraker) "I love a drive in the country, don't you?" (For Your Eyes Only) *to a snake* "Hiss off" - Octopussy "A little restless, but I finally got off." (A View to a Kill) I'll be there in an hour....better make that two.-TLD I'm more of problem eliminator.-LTK "No, no, no. No more foreplay." (GoldenEye) "I'd say he has an edifice complex." (Tomorrow Never Dies) "I thought Christmas only came once a year." (The World is Not Enough) "I'm just here for the birds." (Die Another Day) Now the whole world's gonna know that you died scratching my balls! |
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vid |
10. RE: Bond's best one-liners?
Jul 4 2008, 9:11 AM EDT
""That's a Smith & Wesson, and you've had your six." (Dr. No)I Remade The List By What U All Said |
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venables |
11. RE: Bond's best one-liners?
Jul 5 2008, 2:42 PM EDT
"I Remade The List By What U All Said"how about "i travel, a sort of licenced trouble shooter" from thunderball |
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mach10 |
12. RE: Bond's best one-liners?
Jul 5 2008, 5:52 PM EDT
“Just keep my martini cool.”From "On Her Majesty’s Secret Service (1969)" |
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moore4ever |
13. RE: Bond's best one-liners?
Jul 5 2008, 9:32 PM EDT
62- World Domination, same old dream.63- Red Wine with fish, well that should told me something. 64- He kills little girls like you. 65- Wait till you get to my teeth. 67- Now about that honeymoon. 69- Dont worry Q, I've got the gadgets now. 71- The comtraption seems to work Q. 73- Just being disarming darling. 74- All in the line of duty. 77- He just droped in for a quick bite. 79- Balls Q? 81- He had now head for heights. 83- Action speaks louder than words. 85- A new pet Q? 87- Stuff my orders, if he fires me I'll thank him. 89- I'll do anything for a woman with a knife. 95- Moneypenny I'm devestated. 97- Looking for a new story? 99- See you at the lodge. 02- Looks like your friends have bailed! 06- Stop touching your ear. 08- You don't have to worry about me |
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mkfreeberg |
14. RE: Bond's best one-liners?
Jul 6 2008, 1:01 AM EDT
"62- World Domination, same old dream.I'd say one of their aircraft is missing. I thought I saw a specter over your shoulder. Well, I won't be needing these (oysters). A genuine Felix Lighter. Illuminating! He (Drax) had to fly. Sexual discrimination, I definitely have to pay a visit (no men allowed in Octopussy's lair) No one takes the time to do a really sinister interrogation anymore. (I'm just a professional doing a job!) So am I. (Time to face destiny!) Time to face gravity. Why is it that those who can't take advice, insist on giving it? I have no armor left. You've stripped it from me. Whatever is left of me -- whatever I am -- is yours. |
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Anonymous |
15. RE: Bond's best one-liners?
Jul 6 2008, 9:11 AM EDT
"I've gotten a bit stiff" (On Her Majesty's Secret Service)
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mkfreeberg |
16. RE: Bond's best one-liners?
Jul 6 2008, 9:40 PM EDT
What about Moneypenny?"You've always been a cunning linguist, James." |
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Dr.House |
17. RE: Bond's best one-liners?
Jul 6 2008, 10:56 PM EDT
Oh God! It's Heller! - Pam(Comes through stabbed) Looks like he came to a dead end! - Bond in LTK It's your SPECTRE against mine! - Bond to Largo in Thunderball |
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moore4ever |
18. RE: Bond's best one-liners?
Sep 23 2008, 4:29 PM EDT
Theres a saying in England, whers there somke, theres fire.Manners Oddjob. MM "I Love you, repeat it please to make sure you got it." B "Don't worry I got it." Would you settle for a Tulp? MM "YES!" |
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Matt_Bohlmann |
19. RE: Bond's best one-liners?
Sep 24 2008, 12:00 AM EDT
"Would you settle for a Tulp? MM "YES!""Bravo. This, for me, is one of the most poignant moments in the series (second only to the unspoken moment between Bond and Moneypenny at his wedding). Coming on the heels of OHMSS, there's very little reference to the death of Tracy. But here, we see Moneypenny trying to re-establish her customary flirtation with Bond. She makes a playful hint at marriage. Bond pauses, offers her a flower instead, drives away. It's the pause that does it. Bond won't be quite the same, but the old habits must go on. |

