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Dalton007
Dalton007
60. RE: Bond's best one-liners?
Jul 14 2009, 7:21 PM EDT | Post edited: Jul 14 2009, 7:21 PM EDT
"Got one from Die Another Day

Bond: Thanks for the kiss of life"
That line was way 'cool' don't you think? How about this one 'FRWL'. After begging Kerim Bey back to the satee by his lady:
Lady 'I no longer please you'
Kerim 'Be still'.
Kerim finally gives in and gets up and says, 'Back to the salt mines'.
Just as Kerim plants one on his lady, the 'Limpet mine' goes off, planted there by his enemy 'Krilencu'. Do you find this valuable?    
moore4ever
moore4ever
61. RE: Bond's best one-liners?
Jul 14 2009, 8:33 PM EDT | Post edited: Jul 14 2009, 8:33 PM EDT
Here's another from FRWL

Bond: "She should have kept her mouth shut."

Tatania: "Horrible Woman"
Bond: "Yes she's had her kicks" Do you find this valuable?    
JamesKerns007
JamesKerns007
62. RE: Bond's best one-liners?
Jul 14 2009, 10:40 PM EDT | Post edited: Jul 14 2009, 10:40 PM EDT
One of my favorites from The Living Daylights

Bond: I know a great restaurant in Karachi we can just make dinner. Do you find this valuable?    
Dalton007
Dalton007
63. RE: Bond's best one-liners?
Jul 15 2009, 1:38 PM EDT | Post edited: Jul 15 2009, 1:38 PM EDT
"Here's another from FRWL

Bond: "She should have kept her mouth shut."

Tatania: "Horrible Woman"
Bond: "Yes she's had her kicks""
Excellent, my dear man. Too bad we don't hear those anymore. Only the 'great' Connery could deliver such lines w/ wit. Do you find this valuable?    
Dalton007
Dalton007
64. RE: Bond's best one-liners?
Jul 15 2009, 1:42 PM EDT | Post edited: Jul 15 2009, 1:42 PM EDT
"One of my favorites from The Living Daylights

Bond: I know a great restaurant in Karachi we can just make dinner."
Another great line by the very man who bought the 'literary' Bond to the screen. Too bad about the legal probs that the Bond films had @ the time. Who knows? It would've been something to see Dalton in his 3rd outing as '007'. I can only imagine it to be quite a Bond movie, wouldn't you say? Do you find this valuable?    
Dalton007
Dalton007
65. RE: Bond's best one-liners?
Jul 15 2009, 2:03 PM EDT | Post edited: Jul 15 2009, 2:03 PM EDT
"One of my favorites from The Living Daylights

Bond: I know a great restaurant in Karachi we can just make dinner."
How about this one from 'GF': After a round in bed w/ Jill Masterson.
As Bond reaches to turn off the radio the 'radio announcer says:@ the White House this afternoon, the President said he was entirely satisfied.
Bond: That makes two of us.

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Posted Anonymously
66. RE: Bond's best one-liners?
Jul 16 2009, 10:32 PM EDT | Post edited: Jul 16 2009, 10:32 PM EDT
"My nominations:
"That's a Smith & Wesson, and you've had your six." (Dr. No)
"She's had her kicks." (From Russia With Love)
"Congratulations on your promotion, Goldfinger. Are you having dinner at the White House, too?" (Goldfinger)
"I think he got he point." (Thunderball)
"Oh, the things I do for England." (You Only Live Twice)
"This never happened to the other fellow." (On Her Majesty's Secret Service)
"Provided the collars and cuffs match..." (Diamonds Are Forever)
"Waste him? Is that a good thing?" (Live and Let Die)
"I shore am, BOY..." (The Man with the Golden Gun)
"He just popped in for a quick bite." (The Spy Who Loved Me)
"His name's Jaws. He kills people." (Moonraker)
"I love a drive in the country, don't you?" (For Your Eyes Only)
"No ma'am, I'm with the economy tour." (Octopussy)
"A little restless, but I finally got off." (A View to a Kill)
"He got the boot." (The Living Daylights)
"Bon appetit." (Licence To Kill)
"No, no, no. No more foreplay." (GoldenEye)
"I'd say he has an edifice complex." (Tomorrow Never Dies)
"I thought Christmas only came once a year." (The World is Not Enough)
"I'm just here for the birds." (Die Another Day)
"Skewered. One sympathizes." (Casino Royale)"
From Thunderball- When Bond goes to lunch at Largo's house and Largo is hold a rifle near the pool. " That gun looks more fitting for a women" ,"You know a lot about guns Mr. Bond", "No, I know a lot about women" Do you find this valuable?    

Posted Anonymously
67. RE: Bond's best one-liners?
Jul 19 2009, 2:04 AM EDT | Post edited: Jul 19 2009, 2:04 AM EDT
My favorite line.
M: When do you sleep?
Bond: Never on the firm's time.
Note: I don't know whether I wrote M's line completely correctly. Do you find this valuable?    

Posted Anonymously
68. RE: Bond's best one-liners?
Jul 19 2009, 3:38 AM EDT | Post edited: Jul 19 2009, 3:38 AM EDT
Probably the best line from a Bond villain since Goldfinger:

Henchman: What about the money, padrone?
Sanchez: Launder it. Do you find this valuable?    
JamesKerns007
JamesKerns007
69. RE: Bond's best one-liners?
Jul 19 2009, 2:12 PM EDT | Post edited: Jul 19 2009, 2:12 PM EDT
"How about this one from 'GF': After a round in bed w/ Jill Masterson.
As Bond reaches to turn off the radio the 'radio announcer says:@ the White House this afternoon, the President said he was entirely satisfied.
Bond: That makes two of us.

;"
I love that line makes me laugh every time...lets see hmm how about from TSWLM

Girl: But James I need you...
Bond: So does England Do you find this valuable?    
bondejbond
bondejbond
70. RE: Bond's best one-liners?
Jul 19 2009, 5:34 PM EDT | Post edited: Jul 19 2009, 5:34 PM EDT
"Having a problem keeping it up Q"? in ( Octopussy )
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TonyRN007
TonyRN007
71. RE: Bond's best one-liners?
Jul 19 2009, 10:12 PM EDT | Post edited: Jul 19 2009, 10:12 PM EDT
The best one I can think of is from Diamonds are Forever: " Hi I'm plenty, but of course you are." Do you find this valuable?    
Dalton007
Dalton007
72. RE: Bond's best one-liners?
Jul 19 2009, 11:11 PM EDT | Post edited: Jul 19 2009, 11:11 PM EDT
"My favorite line.
M: When do you sleep?
Bond: Never on the firm's time.
Note: I don't know whether I wrote M's line completely correctly."
M: 'When do you sleep 007?'
Bond: 'Never on the Firm's time Sir'.
OK my dear friend? Just tryin' to help you out. Do you find this valuable?    
Dalton007
Dalton007
73. RE: Bond's best one-liners?
Jul 19 2009, 11:15 PM EDT | Post edited: Jul 19 2009, 11:15 PM EDT
"The best one I can think of is from Diamonds are Forever: " Hi I'm plenty, but of course you are.""
Plenty: 'Hi, I'm Plenty'.
Bond: 'But of course you are'.
Plenty: 'Plenty O'Toole'.
Bond: 'Named after your father perhaps'.
Seen 'DAF' many times, so I justa 'bout remember all the lines. Enjoy.





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Posted Anonymously
74. RE: Bond's best one-liners?
Jul 20 2009, 1:37 AM EDT | Post edited: Jul 20 2009, 1:37 AM EDT
Bond to Stacy in the fire truck:

Bond: Grab ahold of this! The wheel! THE WHEEL!!! Do you find this valuable?    
moore4ever
moore4ever
75. RE: Bond's best one-liners?
Jul 20 2009, 9:16 PM EDT | Post edited: Jul 20 2009, 9:16 PM EDT
Bond: (opening the trunk) Its time to get out.

Bond: Don't bleed to death

M: Look at this, I found this and 3 other bloddy christmas gifts I bought him.
Bond: I don't think he smoked. Do you find this valuable?    
bondejbond
bondejbond
76. RE: Bond's best one-liners?
Jul 20 2009, 11:45 PM EDT | Post edited: Jul 20 2009, 11:45 PM EDT
Bond says when he's all tied up in a airplane : "Now that you have me, enjoy yourself. "
in Goldfinger Do you find this valuable?    
JamesKerns007
JamesKerns007
77. RE: Bond's best one-liners?
Jul 21 2009, 12:35 PM EDT | Post edited: Jul 21 2009, 12:35 PM EDT
I got one for Octopussy
Agent: it's entitled Property of A Lady
Bond: (Looking at Magda) Now there's a lady. Do you find this valuable?    

Posted Anonymously
78. RE: Bond's best one-liners?
Jul 21 2009, 9:01 PM EDT | Post edited: Jul 21 2009, 9:01 PM EDT
Casino Royale

Bond: Now the whole world is going to know you died scratching my balls ha ha ha

now that guy has the balls to piss off the villian Do you find this valuable?    

Posted Anonymously
79. RE: Bond's best one-liners?
Jul 21 2009, 9:05 PM EDT | Post edited: Jul 21 2009, 9:05 PM EDT
"Bond says when he's all tied up in a airplane : "Now that you have me, enjoy yourself. "
in Goldfinger"
The line you're talking about my dear man is in 'YOLT'. After being knocked out in the warehouse chase @ Kobe docks. He wakes up to find himself tied to a chair.
Bond: where am i?
Helga: i've got you now.
Bond: well enjoy yourself. Do you find this valuable?    
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