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moore4ever
moore4ever
120. RE: Bond's best one-liners?
Aug 7 2009, 5:21 PM EDT | Post edited: Aug 7 2009, 5:21 PM EDT
Bond: Who is the competition?
Jack Wade: Ah, an ex-KGB guy. Tough mother. Got a limp in his right leg. Name's Zukovsky.
James Bond: Valentin Dmitrovitch Zukovsky?
Jack Wade: Yeah, you know him?
James Bond: I gave him the limp.


Wade: Jack Wade, CIA.
Bond: James Bond, stiff-ass Brit
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BondFan600
BondFan600
121. RE: Bond's best one-liners?
Aug 7 2009, 8:42 PM EDT | Post edited: Aug 7 2009, 8:42 PM EDT
Bond:You Expect Me To Talk?
GoldFinger:No Mister Bond, I Expect You To Die!-GoldFinger
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Posted Anonymously
122. RE: Bond's best one-liners?
Aug 9 2009, 2:22 AM EDT | Post edited: Aug 9 2009, 2:22 AM EDT
From THE LIVING DAYLIGHTS...
Georgi Koskov: "We have an old saying, 'Duty has no sweethearts'."
Bond: "We have an old saying too, Georgi, and you're full of it." :)
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S3N70R
S3N70R
123. RE: Bond's best one-liners?
Aug 9 2009, 12:50 PM EDT | Post edited: Aug 9 2009, 12:50 PM EDT
"From THE LIVING DAYLIGHTS...
Georgi Koskov: "We have an old saying, 'Duty has no sweethearts'."
Bond: "We have an old saying too, Georgi, and you're full of it." :)"
Brad Whitaker:
Alright you've had your eight, now I'll have my eighty.
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moore4ever
moore4ever
124. RE: Bond's best one-liners?
Aug 9 2009, 1:15 PM EDT | Post edited: Aug 9 2009, 1:15 PM EDT
From TSWLM

XXX: Your not trying to take advantage of me are you?
Bond: thought never closed my mind.

Bond: Eygeption builders
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S3N70R
S3N70R
125. RE: Bond's best one-liners?
Aug 13 2009, 10:12 PM EDT | Post edited: Aug 13 2009, 10:12 PM EDT
"From TSWLM

XXX: Your not trying to take advantage of me are you?
Bond: thought never closed my mind.

Bond: Eygeption builders"
I love Agent XXX
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Posted Anonymously
126. Thunderball line
Aug 15 2009, 1:15 AM EDT | Post edited: Aug 15 2009, 1:15 AM EDT
"Some men don't like to be driven."
Bond "Some men don't like to be taken for a ride" LOL
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S3N70R
S3N70R
127. RE: Thunderball line
Aug 16 2009, 2:04 AM EDT | Post edited: Aug 16 2009, 2:04 AM EDT
""Some men don't like to be driven."
Bond "Some men don't like to be taken for a ride" LOL"
LOL so true
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Posted Anonymously
128. epic quote
Aug 17 2009, 12:01 PM EDT | Post edited: Aug 17 2009, 12:01 PM EDT
james bond started "shaken, not stirred" its actually in several movies. 1  out of 1 found this valuable. Do you?    
007ownsSPECTRE
007ownsSPECTRE
129. RE: Bond's best one-liners?
Aug 21 2009, 11:04 AM EDT | Post edited: Aug 21 2009, 11:04 AM EDT
"Yes, considerably"
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moore4ever
moore4ever
130. RE: Bond's best one-liners?
Aug 21 2009, 12:11 PM EDT | Post edited: Aug 21 2009, 12:11 PM EDT
Mr. Bond you have what the Greeks call thrustis: Guts
(Loads Gun)
So do you Mr. Columbo.
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007Domanator
131. RE: Bond's best one-liners?
Aug 26 2009, 12:19 PM EDT | Post edited: Aug 26 2009, 12:19 PM EDT
No Mister Bond I expect you to Die(goldfinger)
God Damn You Bond Kill Him (Game quantum of Solace)
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S3N70R
S3N70R
132. RE: Bond's best one-liners?
Aug 27 2009, 10:24 PM EDT | Post edited: Aug 27 2009, 10:24 PM EDT
"God Damn You Bond Kill Him (Game quantum of Solace)"
I could see M saying that
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Goldflinger
Goldflinger
133. RE: Bond's best one-liners?
Nov 8 2009, 3:52 AM EST | Post edited: Nov 8 2009, 3:52 AM EST
"I'm ***** Galore"
"I must be dreaming" (GF)

"You want a cross between a monk and a hitman" (CR)

"Sorry, M, Something big's just come up" (OHMSS)

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S.P.E.C.T.R.E
S.P.E.C.T.R.E
134. RE: Bond's best one-liners?
Nov 8 2009, 4:57 AM EST | Post edited: Nov 8 2009, 4:57 AM EST
From Octopussy:

[Bond and Q are floating in a hot air balloon]

Bond: I trust you can handle this contraption, Q?
Q: It goes by hot air.
Bond: Oh, then you can.

^^^The funniest one-liners lol
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TheWhitePersianCat
TheWhitePersianCat
135. RE: Bond's best one-liners?
Nov 8 2009, 7:21 AM EST | Post edited: Nov 8 2009, 7:22 AM EST
One of the best on-liners in the whole James Bond series:
From Diamonds Are Forever (1971 - starring Sean Connery):

Plenty O'Toole: "Hi, I'm Plenty."
Bond: "But of course you are."

Plenty O'Toole: "Plenty O'Toole".
Bond: "Named after your father perhaps?"

lol...
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0071991
136. RE: Bond's best one-liners?
Nov 8 2009, 12:02 PM EST | Post edited: Nov 8 2009, 12:02 PM EST
"My God, what is Bond doing?" "I think he's attempting re-entry sir!" ("Moonraker")
"Where's my Wife?" "Don't worry. We gave her a nice honeymoooon." (LTK)
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Goldflinger
Goldflinger
137. RE: Bond's best one-liners?
Nov 8 2009, 2:07 PM EST | Post edited: Nov 8 2009, 2:07 PM EST
"All those feathers and he still can't fly." (TSWLM)

"*****, you're a woman of many parts." (GF)

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MrPhelps
MrPhelps
138. RE: Bond's best one-liners?
Nov 9 2009, 7:57 PM EST | Post edited: Nov 9 2009, 7:57 PM EST
You may need this to play with your asp. (Octopussy) Do you find this valuable?    
MrPhelps
MrPhelps
139. RE: Bond's best one-liners?
Nov 9 2009, 10:35 PM EST | Post edited: Nov 9 2009, 10:35 PM EST
Exceptionally fine shot.

I didn’t know there was a pool down there.

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