"I'd just like to say, as a Sarah Palin supporter, it pleases me no end to see we've come so far that a vote for a woman is now obligatory. Woman runs for something, you M-U-S-T vote for her or else you're sexist.

Of course I've never been too wild about cleaning up my act to avoid accusations of sexism...I've even gone so far as to create and purchase sexism credit vouchers to make up for my Palin support, so I can keep my reputation intact. (Come to think of it, since I'm a Judi Dench fan, I shall have to buy a couple more of those.)

But at least I'm consistent.

I'm sure you are too. Welcome to the Palin fan club."