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| Jul 15 2008, 2:38 AM EDT (current) | vid | 20 words added, 16 words deleted, 1 photo added |
| Jun 28 2008, 3:16 PM EDT | alexberg |
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Bond walked in, surprised to see that M was in a lab coat.
"Sir." He said.
"I'm glad that you have retunred allive from your mission with Gustav Graves, but there is another urgent crisisthat needs our attention. Blofeld."
Bond was shocked.
"But surley, sir, you must be mistaken! I mean I took care of him a long time ago!"
"And it was enough time to heal his wounds! Now 007, we think that he may be operating from here." He pointed to map of London, pointing to the thames.
"The thames, sir I mean its a bit obivous isn't it?"
"Exactly! Now we know about two the hench men working for him, they are called Jaws and Oddjob!"
"But I took care of Oddjob a longER time ago! I Had electr-"
"Electrified him in Fort knox, yes yes we know,007. but the thing is that that the electric shock merely made him pass out! Now we need you to go after him and get him! We have some new gadgets, Q!"
"1st, a freezing deoderent, no offence 007 but you will need it! 2nd, a laser watch, as always but with a difference, a small welding torch in it, and the third is a large improvement, a shoe!" He was holding up the same type of shoe that Bond was wearing, "But with just one small difference, a large blade that can cut through almost anything! Watch," He put on the shoe and Bond realised for the first time that he was only wearing one shoe. He stamped the heel on the ground and slowly a large blade had come out, he had pulled out a small pice of metal, and he dropped it into the blade, it was pulverized into a small pile of metal dust.
"Impressive, most impressive, but what does this have to do with Blofeld?"
"He is seeking forgivness for his actions, all of them. And I just we will regret itbut, the queen herself has infact decided to go ahead with it, she is even knighting him! But there is even more danger, you remember that mission with Francisco Scaramanga, that woman sent you a gold bullet with 007 carved on it? Well, there is another man, working for Blofeld, A russian\korean who goes by the name of Dakr. He sent the death ball," He produced something from his pocket, red golfball with a hammer and a sickle crossing over each other. "This is a waring 007! We can't afford to lose you, but there is something else, Blofeld has started making water! Blofeld water, he calls it and is having a grand opening at his distilling plant, he has personally sent for you, he was here earlier." He said, "Blofeld is even married! He has a wife called Britney. But she is mad, seriously, they make a good couple don't they(!)" Now I can't beleive why you would but PLEASE stay away from Britney!Now I Want You To Be At The Opening In London Sir? No Thats Booked Out You Will Be Going To His Plant in Australia Called RednightRednight''
Australia,Sydney
As He Was WhatIn His NextHotel Room He OwnsTook Q1?Out HaHaA MPhoto SaysOf HeHis DoesNavy 007Crew stopedPhoto InAnd SilinceSmiled.
Gold Coast,Queensland,Australia
Bond walked in, surprised to see that M was in a lab coat.
"Sir." He said.
"I'm glad that you have retunred allive from your mission with Gustav Graves, but there is another urgent crisisthat needs our attention. Blofeld."
Bond was shocked.
"But surley, sir, you must be mistaken! I mean I took care of him a long time ago!"
"And it was enough time to heal his wounds! Now 007, we think that he may be operating from here." He pointed to map of London, pointing to the thames.
"The thames, sir I mean its a bit obivous isn't it?"
"Exactly! Now we know about two the hench men working for him, they are called Jaws and Oddjob!"
"But I took care of Oddjob a longER time ago! I Had electr-"
"Electrified him in Fort knox, yes yes we know,007. but the thing is that that the electric shock merely made him pass out! Now we need you to go after him and get him! We have some new gadgets, Q!"
"1st, a freezing deoderent, no offence 007 but you will need it! 2nd, a laser watch, as always but with a difference, a small welding torch in it, and the third is a large improvement, a shoe!" He was holding up the same type of shoe that Bond was wearing, "But with just one small difference, a large blade that can cut through almost anything! Watch," He put on the shoe and Bond realised for the first time that he was only wearing one shoe. He stamped the heel on the ground and slowly a large blade had come out, he had pulled out a small pice of metal, and he dropped it into the blade, it was pulverized into a small pile of metal dust.
"Impressive, most impressive, but what does this have to do with Blofeld?"
"He is seeking forgivness for his actions, all of them. And I just we will regret itbut, the queen herself has infact decided to go ahead with it, she is even knighting him! But there is even more danger, you remember that mission with Francisco Scaramanga, that woman sent you a gold bullet with 007 carved on it? Well, there is another man, working for Blofeld, A russian\korean who goes by the name of Dakr. He sent the death ball," He produced something from his pocket, red golfball with a hammer and a sickle crossing over each other. "This is a waring 007! We can't afford to lose you, but there is something else, Blofeld has started making water! Blofeld water, he calls it and is having a grand opening at his distilling plant, he has personally sent for you, he was here earlier." He said, "Blofeld is even married! He has a wife called Britney. But she is mad, seriously, they make a good couple don't they(!)" Now I can't beleive why you would but PLEASE stay away from Britney!Now I Want You To Be At The Opening In London Sir? No Thats Booked Out You Will Be Going To His Plant in Australia Called RednightRednight''
Australia,Sydney
As He Was WhatIn His NextHotel Room He OwnsTook Q1?Out HaHaA MPhoto SaysOf HeHis DoesNavy 007Crew stopedPhoto InAnd SilinceSmiled.
Gold Coast,Queensland,Australia
