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Our favorite secret agent has had many famous lines.Whether vanquishing villains or seducing the next femme fatale, James was never tongue tied (pardon the pun).
Below is a sampling of some of the finer quotes over the years listed by the films they occurred in.
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| | James: "Bond...James Bond"
Honey Ryder: Looking for shells?
James: No. I'm just looking.
Dr. No: The Americans are fools. I offered my services, they refused. So did the East. Now they can both pay for their mistake.
Bond: World domination. The same old dream. Our asylums are full of people who think they're Napoleon. Or God.
Bond: I think they were on their way to a funeral.
M: When do you sleep 007?
bond: never on the firms time sir
M: 007
Bond: Sir?
M: Just leave the Bereatta
Bond (to Mr. Jones): Both hands on the wheel, Mr. Jones, I'm a very nervous passenger.
M: You carry a 00 number, it means you have license to kill, not GET killed!
Bond: I hope he cooks better than he fights
Puss Fellow: Nobody's died from my cookin', yet.
Bond: Make sure he does'nt get away. | |
| | Tatiana: The mechanism is... Oh James, James... Will you make love to me all the time in England?
Bond: Day and night. Go on about the mechanism.
Bond: ( Opens the door and throws hat to the coat hanger) And for my next miracle I... (sees M behind the door and follows him into his office)
Moneypenny: It'll be a miracle if he can explain where he's been all day!
Bond: Red wine with fish...Well that should have told me something.
Tatiana: Horrable woman.
Bond: Yes she's had her kicks.
Tatiana: I think my mouth is too big!
Bond: It's just the right size.........uh, for me that is.
Blofeld: What do you have to say about that....Number Three?! | |
| | James: Do you expect me to talk?
Goldfinger: No Mr. Bond, I expect you to die!
(After electrocuting the guy in the bathtub.)
Bond: Shocking. Positively shocking.
Bond Who are you?
Pussy: My name is Pussy Galore.
Bond: I must be dreaming
Bond: Just a drink a Martini shakin not stirred.
Bond: Ejecter seat you're joking.
Q: I never joke about my work, 007.
Pussy: What happened? Where's Goldfinger?
Bond: Playing his golden harp.
Bond: He kills little girls like you.
Pussy: Little boys too. | |
| | Bond: That looks like a women's gun.
Largo: Do you know a lot about guns, Mr. Bond?
Bond: No, but I know a little about women.
(after getting picked up by fiona)
Bond: do you fly here often.
Fiona: some men just don't like to be driven
Bond: no some men just dont like being taken for a ride.
(after entering paula's room and nudging the bathroom door open with his foot.
Fiona:oh
Bond:hello
Fiona:arn'you in the wrong room mr bond
Bond:not from were im standing
(After making love to the femme fatale Fiona Volpe.)
Bond: You don't think I enjoyed what we did this evening, do you? What I did tonight was for King and country!,you dont think it gave my any pleasure do you.
Fiona: but of course ,i forgot your ego mr bond.James Bond who only has to make love to a woman and she starts to hear heavenly choirs singing.She repent and immediately turns to the side of right and vertue,but not this one. What a blow it must have been, you having a falier.
Bond:Well you can't win them all
BOND: And the kitchen sink
FELIX: on you everthing looks good
(at shrublands)
GIRL: whats happening,whats going on?
BOND:I dont know could it be the front doorbell
PAT: what do you do
BOND: i travel,a sort of licensed trouble shooter
(After shooting Vargas with a spear gun.)
Bond: I think he got the point.
Bond: Do you mind if my friend sits this one out...she's just dead!
Bond: Uhhh...I must be 6 inches taller.
(after killing largo)
Domino:im glad i killed him
Bond:your glad
(Bond to Largo)
Bond: It's your SPECTRE against mine.
M: Now that were ALL here.
M: Codenamed....Thunderball. | |
| | Russian Diplomat: The world knows we are a peace-loving people.
(As Tiger is showing Bond the shooting cigarettes)
Tiger: It can save your life, this cigarette.
Bond: You sound like a commercial.
Aki: I think I will enjoy very much serving under you!
Bond: Tiger, contact M. Tell him to send Little Nellie, repeat Little Nellie. Also tell him to send her father.
Blofeld: You can watch it all on tv, its the last program your likely to see.
Henderson: Uhh... thats stirred not shaken, that was right?
Bond: Perfect.
Sato: Bond is dead.
Blofeld: Bond is alive, kill Bond NOW! | |
| | Tracy: Suppose I were to kill you for a thrill?
Bond: I can think of something more sociable to do.
Tracy: You're hurting me.
Bond: I thought that was the idea for tonight.
Bond: This never happened to the other fella!
Draco: She likes you! I can see that!
Bond: You must give me the name of your occulist...
Bond: I feel a slight stiffening coming on...
Bond: You see, we have all the time in the world.
Blofeld:merry christmas 007.
Blofield: it takes more than a few props to turn 007 into a hearold
Bond: it takes more than cutting off your earlobes blofeld to turn you into a count.
Blofeld: I mean what i say and i'll do what i clame.
(after one of the henchmen falls into a snow plow)
Bond: he had lots of guts
Draco: But today is the 14th.
Bond: I'm superstitious.
Bond: Good morning, my name is Bond...James Bond. Miss...
Bond: Will you marry me?
BOND:It's alright, its quite alright
she's just sleeping
you see we have all the time in the world
Bond: Moneypenny be a dear and take a note.
MM: Ready James.
Bond: Sir I have the honer to request my resgination.
MM: Resgination from what?
Bond: Her Majesty's Secret Service
Tracey: Your hurting my arm.
Bond: I thought that was the idea. | |
| | Bond (in an irrigation conduit, deposited by Kidd and Wint--the latter having managed to drop his cologne bottle, breaking it--to a passing rat) : One of us smells like a tart's handkerchief. Afraid it's me. Sorry about that, old boy.
(bond coming out of the pipe)
bond:thank you very much i was just out walking my rat and i seem to have lost my way
Blofeld: Tiffany, my dear: We're showing a bit more cheek than usual. A pity. Such nice cheeks, too. If only they were brains.
Bond: That's pretty potent. Not the cork. Your after-shave. Strong enough to bury anything. But the wine is quite excellent. Although for such a grand meal, I would have expected a claret.
Wint: Of course. But unfortunately our cellars have run out of clarets.
Bond (eyeing him): Mouton Rothschild is a claret. And I've smelt that after-shave before, and both times I smelled a rat.
Bond (after the inevitable struggle): Well, he certainly left with his tails between his legs!
Tiffany: You just killed James Bond!
Bond: Is that who that was? Well, it just goes to show no one's indestructible!
Bond: Welcome to Hell, Blofeld.
Felix Leiter: I give up. I know the diamonds are here somewhere, but where?
Bond: Alimentary, Dr. Leiter...
Blofeld: The satellite is now over... Kansas. Well, if we blow up Kansas the world may not hear about it for years.
Bond: What can bring you back from Holland?
Moneypenny: A diamond... in a ring.
Bond: Would you settle for a tulip?
(drives off)
Moneypenny: (calls after him) YES!
Plenty O' Toole: Hi, I'm Plenty.
Bond: But of course you are.
Plenty O' Toole: Plenty O' Toole.
Bond: Named after your father perhaps. |
Bond: Is Mr. Case not at home?
Tiffany: There is no "Mr. Case." The "T" is for "Tiffany."
Bond: "Tiffany" Case. Definitely distinctive.
Tiffany: I was born there! When my mother was looking for an engagement ring.
Bond: Well, I'm glad for your sake it wasn't VanCleef and Arpel!
Bond: That's a nice little nothing you're almost wearing!
Tiffany: I'll finish dressing.
Bond: Oh please don't, not on my account.
Bond: I tend to notice little things like that--whether a girl is a blonde or a brunette...
Tiffany: And which do you prefer?
Bond: Well, as long as the collars and cuffs match...(shrugs)
Marie: Is there something I can do for you?
Bond: Ye-es, as a matter of fact there is.There's something I'd like you to get off your chest (starts strangling her with bikini top) Where is Ernst Stavro Blofeld? Speak up, darling, I can't hear you!
Munger: Tell me, Commander, how far does your expertise extend into the filed of diamonds?
Bond: Well, ...hardest substance found in Nature, they cut glass, suggest marriage, I suppose it replaced the dog as a girl's best friend and that's about it.
M: Refreshing to hear there's one subject you're not an expert on...
Tiffany: I did it, I switched the tapes.
Bond: You stupid twit, you put the real one back.
Blofeld: right idea mr bond
Bond: but wrong pussy
Blofeld:making mud pies 007
Bond:welcome to hell blofeld
Tiffany: Here!
Bond: Shoot them!
M: Need I remind you 007, Blofeld's finish, dead...
Bond: Good morning, gentlemen. ACME pollution inspection. We're cleaning up the world, we thought this was a suitable starting point.
Bond: Thank you very much. I was just out walking my RAT and seem to have lost my way...
Bond: [Bond has shoved a tape in the rear end of Tiffany's bikini bottom] Bitch. Your problems are all behind you now.
Bond: [tossing chinese man around] Where is he? I shan't ask you politely next time. Where is Blofeld?
Chinese Man: Ca-Ca-Cairo.
Bond: Yes, what were you about to ask me? | |
| | (Bond flips over a tarot card: The fool)
Solitaire: You have found your self.
Bond: There seems to have been a mistake. My name is...
Mr. Big: Names is for tombstones, baby. Take this honky outside and waste him.
BOND: waste him,is that a good thing
BOND: now prommise youll stay right here,i wont be too long
Bond: Well, well, a genuine Felix Lighter.
Solitaire: Is there time for Lesson #3?
Bond: Certainly. There's no point going off half-cocked.
Bond: Butter-hook!
Tee Hee: Mr. Bond, its good to see you again.
Solitaire: Well that wasn't very funny...now, what are you doing?
Bond: Just being disarming, darling.
Quarrel jr: Where in the hell can the man be?
Felix: Relax, he must have gotten tied up somewhere.
Tee Hee: There are two ways to disable a crocodile, you know.
Bond: I don't suppose you'd care to share that information with me?
BOND: lesson number four, follow the scarecrows
J.W. PEPPER: a secret agent! on who's side
J.W.PEPPER: by the power, invested in me,in this parish, i hereby do comonder this vehicle and all those persons within,and that means you, smart ass
J.W. Pepper: I got you call my brother-in law Billy Bob. He's got fastest boat in the whole damn river. Yea, call Billy Bob.
Felix: YOU WHAT?! | |
| | Bond: Who would want to put a contract out on me?
M: Jealous husbands, humiliated tailors, outraged chefs. The list is endless!
Scaramanga: I like a girl in a bikini. No concealed weapons.
Nick Nack: If you kill him, this will be all mine.
Bond: I've never killed a midget before, but there can always be a first time.
Nick Nack: Are ready Mr. Scaramanga?
Scaramanga: Ready
Nick Nack: Are ready Mr. Bond?
Bond: Ready.
Bond: I hope you can swim, Goodnight
Scaramanga: My golden gun against your walther PPK. Each of us with a 50/50 chance.
Bond: Six bullets against your one.
Scaramanga: I only need one.
Bond: He even found me quiet titly
Nick Nack: If you kill him, all this be mine. | |
| | (Q gives Bond the Lotus, and Bond is ready to drive off)
Q: I want to to take good care of this equipment. There is one or two rather...
Bond: Q, have I ever let you down?
Q: (slamming the door) Frequently!
(Bond and girl in the snowy mountains in the teaser. Bond is about to leave on skis)
Russian Lady Agent: But James, I need you!
Bond: So does England!
XXX: James, what would our superiours say?
Bond: They'll never know
M: 007!
KGB official:Triple X!
Minister: Bond, what do you think your doing?
Bond: Just keeping the British end up,sir.
M: Well done James!
Bond: Like me to drive?
XXX: Quiet! Watch this (backs the truck -and Jaws-against a wall) Shaken, but not stirred.
Bond: It'll bring tears to your eyes.
Bond: Hope you enjoyed the show...goodnight.
Bond: He just droped in for a quick bite. | |
| | Hugo Drax: Why did you break up the encounter with my pet python?
Bond: I discovered it had a crush on me.
Female Receptionist: Could I interest you in something?
Bond: I'm tempted to say yes immediately but I think I'd maybe have a look around.
Hugo Drax:Look after Mr. Bond. See that some harm comes to him.
Jaws: Well, here's to us.
Holly: Come on, Mr. Bond! A 70 year old can take 3G's.
Bond: Yes, well problem is there is never a 70 year old around.
Holly: You know him?
Bond: Not socialy, his name is Jaws he kills people.
Holly: James
Bond: I think it may be time to go home.
Holly: Take me around the world one more time.
Bond: Why not
Drax : You seem to have missed, Mr. Bond (Sniper falls from tree)
Bond: Did I?
Bond: Sorry about that. | |
| | Blofeld: Mr. Bond! Mr. Bond! We can do a deal! I'll buy you a delicatessen — in stainless steel! Pleeeeeease....
Bond: All right, keep your hair on.
Bond is walking into a church and into the confession booth.
Bond: Forgive me father, for I have sinned.
Q: That's putting it mildly, 007.
Bond: (to Bibi) You get your clothes back on, and I'll buy you an ice cream.
Melina: For your eyes only darling.
Bond: Well, I trust you have a car?
Bond: By the way, Melina, we haven't been properly introduced, my name is Bond...James Bond.
Bond: He had no head for heights.
Bond: Stinging in the rain?
Q: That's not funny 007.
Bill: Well get cracking 007! | |
| | Vijay: Is he still there?
Q: You must be joking! 007 on an island populated exclusively by women? We won't see him till dawn!
(Bond and Q are floating in a hot air balloon)
Bond: I trust you can handle this contraption, Q?
Q: It goes by hot air.
Bond: Oh, then you can.
Bond: Thank god for hard currency!
Q: (being hugged by a bunch of girls at Octopussy's palace) Stop that, we've got to rescue 007...maybe later.
Bond: Fill her up please
Bond: Vijay, the money I gave you. Luuupere.
Bond: Q I'll need a new suit. Someone stuck a kinfe through my coat.
Q: They missed you, what a pitty. | |
| | Bond: The name's Bond. James Bond.
Fire Captain: Yeah, and I'm Dick Tracy and you're still under arrest.
Mayday: What a view.
Zorin: To a kill.
Mayday: Someone will take care of you.
Bond: Oh! You'll see to that personally, will you?
Bond: Well just don't stand there Tibit, unpack my clothes.
Tibit: Yes sir.
Mayday: Get Zorin for me!
Bond: Don't count on it Zorin. | |
| | Kara: Where's Necros?
James: He got the boot.
Koskov: I'm sorry James. For you I have great affection, but we have an old saying: "Duty has no sweethearts"!
Bond: We have an old saying too, Georgi. And you're full of it!
Bond :just taking the astin martin out for quick spin Q
Q:be carefull 007 it's just had a new coat of paint
Kara: What is this?
Bond: I've had a few optional extras installed.
Lady on boat: Won't you join me?
Bond: Better make that two.
Bond: Sorry! (holding up Kara's violin with a bullit shot in it.)
Kara: You did it, we're free!
Bond: Kara, were inside a prison in the middle of a Russian airbase in Afganistain!
Bond: If it has to be done. I'd rather do it!
M: Oh Blast! | |
| | Pam Bouvier: Oh god, it's Heller!
(after Heller's corpse comes through a wall impaled on the tines of a forklift truck)
Bond: Yeah, looks like he came to a dead end.
Felix: Where the hell you going?!
Bond: Lets go fishing!
Sanchez: (to Lupe) What did he promise you? His heart? (to his henchman) Give her his heart.
Bond: Smile for the birdie, you bastard...
M: We're not a country club, 007!
Bond: Well, it looks like this is "A Farewell to Arms"
Heller: You're not going to believe who this guy is.
Sanchez: Former British agent.
Heller: How'd you know that?
Sanchez: Because I know things.
Bond: Compliments of Sharky. (shoots the gaurd, dives in the water)
Bond: Then you have my resigination sir!
(After knocking out one of Dario's men)
Bond: He's had enough.
Bond: Complamints of Sharkey!
M: You were supposed to be in Istanbule last night. | |
| | Caroline: I enjoy a spirited ride as well as the next girl, but...
(She's interupted by Bond looking away from her. Xenia drives up beside them)
Caroline: Who's that?
Bond: The next girl.
(As Zukovsky hears the click of Bond cocking his gun)
Zukovsky: Walther PPK, 7.65 millimetre. Only three men I know use such a gun. I believe I've killed two of them.
Bond: Lucky me.
(Another man cocks his gun and puts it to Bond's head)
Zukovsky: I think not.
Natalya: What else do you call your bottom?
Bond: Huh?
Natalya: It's Boris' word game "I sit on it, but you can't move..."
Bond: Chair
Bond: Beg your parden, forgot to knock. (punches the gaurd.)
Bond: Morining Q, sorry about the leg. Skiing?
(Rocket shoots out of the cast)
Q: HUNTING!
Alec: For England James?
Bond: No, for me.
Q: Don't touch that! Thats my lunch.
006: James for england.
007: For england Alec.
Alec: Why don't you be a good boy and die?
Bond: You first. You second. | |
| | Admiral: With all due respect, M, sometimes I don't think you have the balls for this job.
M: Perhaps not. The advantage is, I don't have to think with them all the time.
Bond: I always wondered how I would feel when I saw you again.
(Paris slaps him in the face)
Bond: Now I know. Was it something I said?
Paris: How about the words "I'll be right back".
Q: Thought you would pay more attention to a female voice.
(Welcome! Please fasten seat belt.)
Bond: I think we've met.
Bond: Backseat driver.
Q: Grow up 007.
Bond: I think we understand one another | |
| | Bond: [in bed with Jones] I was wrong about you.
Dr. Christmas Jones: Yeah, how so?
Bond: I thought Christmas only comes once a year
bond: I've always wanted to have christmas in turkey
Elektra King: I could've given you the world.
Bond: The world is not enough.
Elektra King: Foolish sentiment.
Bond: Family motto.
Q: Stop Stop, it isn't finished! O!
Elektra: James you can't kill me, not in cold blood!
Elektra: There's no point in living if you can't feel alive.
M: BOND!!! (Bond runs in and shoots the lock.)
Elektra: You won't shoot me. You'll miss me.
Bond shoots once, killing her
Bond: I never miss
Bond:"Qs" not going to like this (after his bmw is cut in half)
Bond: Your not retiring any time soon....are you?
Bond: I never miss. | |
| | Bond: You know, you're cleverer than you look!
Q: Hmm... still, better than looking cleverer than you are.
James Bond: Can I expect the pleasure of you in Iceland?
Miranda Frost: I'm afraid you'll never have that pleasure, Mr. Bond
(At the party in the ice palace of Gustav Graves)
James Bond: Vodka martini. Plenty of ice, if you can spare it.
Frost: I suppose Mr. Bond has been explaining to you his "Big Bang" theory.
Jinx: Yeah, I think I got the...thrust of it.
Q: Now a new watch. This is your 20th I believe.
Bond: How time flies.
Bond: Don't blow it all at once!
Q: Need I remind you, but a perfect marksman isin't realy supposed to shoot his own boss.
Bond: (rubbing his eyes) Check the replay, you'll find he's dead, she's only got a flesh wound.
Graves: Time to face destiny.
(Bond pulls his parashute harnis, Graves hangs on the rim of the window)
Bond: Time to face gravitey
Mr. Kil: I'm Mr. Kil.
James Bond: Now there's a name to die for
James Bond: I'm checking out. Thanks for the Kiss of Life.
James Bond: My usual suite, please.
Snooty Desk Clerk: [sarcastically] Do you have a credit card... or any luggage?
James Bond: So you live to die another day.
M: Your no use to any one now. | |
| | Dryden: True. How did he die?
James Bond: Your contact? Not well.
Dryden: Made you feel it, did he? Well, you needn't worry, the second is...
[Bond shoots Dryden dead with silenced Walther P99]
James Bond: Yes, considerably.
Bond: Well, since "double-0's" have a short life expectancy, your mistake will be short-lived.
James Bond: Vodka Martini.
Bartender: Shaken or stirred?
James Bond: Do I look like I give a damn?
James Bond: Now the whole world's gonna know that you died scratching my balls!
James Bond: Sorry, that last hand. Nearly killed me.
M: You've got a bloody cheek.
James Bond: Sorry I'll shoot the camera next time.
M: Or yourself!
M: Christ, I miss the Cold War!
M: Bond! What the hell are you up to.
Bond: I'll call you back. (hangs up on M.)
Vesper: How was the lamb?
Bond: Skewered. One sympathises
Bond: Do you want a clean kill or do you wanna send a message?
James Bond: I've got a little itch, down there. Would you mind?
Mr. White: Hello?
James Bond: Mr. White? We need to talk.
Mr. White: Who is this?
James Bond: The name's Bond. James Bond.
James Bond: [laughing - after being stuck five times with a knotted rope] Now the whole world's gonna know that you died scratching my balls!
Bond: Please give him a chance to win his money back. | |
| | Bond: How much time have I got?
Felix: 30 seconds.
Bond: That doesn't give us a lot of time, now does it?
M: Find Bond!
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