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Dr . No
Year: 1962
Actor: Sean Connery
Key babe: Honey Ryder
Key Villain: Dr. No
| James: "Bond...James Bond"
Honey Ryder: Looking for shells?
James: No. Just looking.
Dr. No: The Americans are fools. I offered my services, they refused. So did the East. Now they can both pay for their mistake.
Bond: World domination. The same old dream. Our asylums are full of people who think they're Napoleon. Or God. |
From Russia with Love
Year: 1963
Actor: Sean Connery
Key babe: Tanya Romanova
Key Villain: Blofeld
Rosa Klebb
| Tatiana: The mechanism is... Oh James, James... Will you make love to me all the time in England?
Bond: Day and night. Go on about the mechanism.
Bond: ( Opens the door and throws hat to the coat hanger) And for my next miracle I... (sees M behind the door and follows him into his office) Moneypenny: It'll be a miracle if he can explain where he's been all day! |
Goldfinger
Year: 1963
Actor: Sean Connery
Key babe: Pussy Galore
Key Villain: Goldfinger (character) | James: Do you expect me to talk?
Goldfinger: No Mr. Bond, I expect you to die!
(After electrocuting the guy in the bathtub.)
Bond: Shocking. Positively shocking.
Bond Who are you?
Pussy My name is Pussy Galore.
Bond I must be dreaming
Bond: Just a drink a Martini shakin not stirred. |
Thunderball
Year: 1965
Actor: Sean Connery
Key Babe: Domino Derval
Key Villain: Emillio Largo
| Bond: That looks like a women's gun.
Largo: Do you know a lot about guns, Mr. Bond?
Bond: No, but I know a little about women.
(After making love to the femme fatale Fiona Volpe.)
Bond: You don't think I enjoyed what we did this evening, do you? What I did tonight was for King and country!
(After shooting Vargas with a spear gun.)
Bond: I think he got the point.
Bond: Do you mind if my friend sits this one out...she's just dead! |
You Only Live Twice
Year: 1967
Actor: Sean Connery
Key Babe: Kissy
Key Villain: Blofeld
| Russian Diplomat: The world knows we are a peace-loving people.
(As Tiger is showing Bond the shooting cigarettes)
Tiger: It can save your life, this cigarette.
Bond: You sound like a commercial.
Aki: I think I will enjoy very much serving under you! |
On Her Majesty's Secret Service
Year: 1969
Actor: George Lazenby
Key Babe: Tracey
Key Villain: Blofeld
| Tracy: Suppose I were to kill you for a thrill?
Bond: I can think of something more sociable to do.
Tracy: You're hurting me.
Bond: I thought that was the idea for tonight.
Bond: This never happened to the other fella!
Bond: I feel a slight stiffening coming on...
Bond: You see, we have all the time in the world.
Draco: But today is the 14th.
Bond: I'm supersticious. |
Diamonds are Forever
Year: 1971
Actor: Sean Connery
Key Babe: Tiffany Case
Key Villain: Blofeld
| Munger: Tell me, Commander, how far does your expertise extend into the filed of diamonds?
Bond: Well, ...hardest substance found in Nature, they cut glass, suggest marriage, I suppose it replaced the dog as a girl's best friend and that's about it.
M: Refreshing to hear there's one subject you're not an expert on...
Bond: Is Mr. Case not at home?
Tiffany: There is no "Mr. Case." The "T" is for "Tiffany."
Bond: "Tiffany" Case. Definitely distinctive.
Tiffany: I was born there! When my mother was looking for an engagement ring.
Bond: Well, I'm glad for your sake it wasn't VanCleef and Arpel!
Bond: That's a nice little nothing you're almost wearing!
Tiffany: I'll finish dressing.
Bond: Oh please don't, not on my account.
Bond: I tend to notice little things like that--whether a girl is a blonde or a brunette...
Tiffany: And which do you prefer?
Bond: Well, as long as the collars and cuffs match...(shrugs)
Bond: Welcome to Hell, Blofeld.
Blofeld: The satellite is now over... Kansas. Well, if we blow up Kansas the world may not hear about it for years.
Bond: What can bring you back from Holland?
Moneypenny: A diamond... in a ring.
Bond: Would you settle for a tulip?
(drives off)
Moneypenny: (calls after him) YES! |
Live and Let Die
Year: 1973
Actor: Roger Moore
Key Babe: Solitaire
Key Villain: Mr. Big/Kanaga
| (Bond flips over a tarot card: The fool)
Solitaire: You have found your self.
Bond: There seems to have been a mistake. My name is...
Mr. Big: Names is for tombstones, baby. Take this honky outside and waste him.
Bond: Well, well, a genuine Felix Lighter
Tee Hee: Mr. Bond, its good to see you again.
Solitaire: Well that wasn't very funny...now, what are you doing?
Bond: Just being disarming, darling. |
The Man with the Golden Gun
Year: 1974
Actor: Roger Moore
Key Babe:
Key Villain: Scaramanga
| Bond: Who would want to put a contract out on me?
M: Jealous husbands, humiliated tailors, outraged chefs. The list is endless!
Scaramanga: I like a girl in a bikini. No concealed weapons.
Nick Nack: If you kill him, this will be all mine.
Bond: I've never killed a midgit before, but there can always be a first time.
Nick Nack: Are ready Mr. Scaramanga?
Scaramanga: Ready
Nick Nack: Are ready Mr. Bond?
Bond: Ready. |
The Spy Who Loved Me
Year: 1977
Actor: Roger Moore
Key Babe:
Key Villain: Karl Stromberg
| (Q gives Bond the Lotus, and Bond is ready to drive off)
Q: I want to to take good care of this equipment. There is one or two rather...
Bond: Q, have I ever let you down?
Q: (slamming the door) Frequently!
(Bond and girl in the snowy mountains in the teaser. Bond is about to leave on skis)
Russian Lady Agent: But James, I need you!
Bond: So does England!
XXX: James, what would our superiours say?
Bond: They'll never know
M: 007!
KGB official:Triple X!
Minister: Bond, what do you think your doing?
Bond: Just keeping the British end up,sir.
M: Well done James! |
Moonraker
Year: 1979
Actor: Roger Moore
Key Babe: Dr. Holly Goodhead
Key Villain: Hugo Drax
| Hugo Drax: Why did you break up the encounter with my pet python?
Bond: I discovered it had a crush on me.
Female Receptionist: Could I interest you in something?
Bond: I'm tempted to say yes immediately but I think I'd maybe have a look around.
Hugo Drax: Take good care of Mr. Bond. See that some harm comes to him.
Jaws: Well here's to us. |
For Your Eyes Only
Year: 1981
Actor: Roger Moore
Key Babe:
Key Villain: Aristotle Kristatos
| Bond is walking into a church and into the confession booth.
Bond: Forgive me father, for I have sinned.
Q: That's putting it mildly, 007.
Bond: (to Bibi) You get your clothes back on, and I'll buy you an ice cream.
Melina: For your eyes only darling.
Bond: Well, I trust you have a car? |
Octopussy
Year: 1983
Actor:
Key Babe: Octopussy (character)
Key Villain: Kamal Kahn | Vijay: Is he still there?
Q: You must be joking! 007 on an island populated exclusively by women? We won't see him till dawn!
(Bond and Q are floating in a hot air balloon)
Bond: I trust you can handle this contraption, Q?
Q: It goes by hot air.
Bond: Oh, then you can.
Bond: Thank god for high currency! |
View to a Kill
Year: 1985
Actor: Roger Moore
Key Babe: May Day
Key Villain: Max Zorin
| Bond: The name's Bond. James Bond.
Fire Captain: Yeah, and I'm Dick Tracy and you're still under arrest.
Mayday: What a view.
Zorin: To a kill. |
The Living Daylights
Year: 1987
Actor: Timothy Dalton
Key Babe:
Key Villain: Georgi Koskov, Brad Whittaker | Kara: Where's Necros?
James: He got the boot.
Koskov: I'm sorry James. For you I have great affection, but we have an old saying: "Duty has no sweethearts"!
Bond: We have an old saying too, Georgi. And you're full of it!
Kara: What is this?
Bond: I've had a few optional extras installed.
Lady on boat: Won't you join me?
Bond: Better make that two. |
License to Kill
Year:1989
Actor: Timothy Dalton
Key Babe: Pam Bouvier
Key Villain: Franz Sanchez | Pam Bouvier: Oh god, it's Heller!
(after Heller's corpse comes through a wall impaled on the tines of a forklift truck)
Bond: Yeah, looks like he came to a dead end.
Felix: Where the hell you going?!
Bond: Lets go fishing!
Bond: Smile for the birdie, you bastard...
M: We're not a country club, 007!
Bond: Well, it looks like this is "A Farewell to Arms" |
Goldeneye
Year: 1995
Actor: Pierce Brosnan
Key Babe: Xenia Onatopp
Key Villain: Alex Janos
| Caroline: I enjoy a spirited ride as well as the next girl, but...
(She's interupted by Bond looking away from her. Xenia drives up beside them)
Caroline: Who's that?
Bond: The next girl.
(As Zukovsky hears the click of Bond cocking his gun)
Zukovsky: Walther PPK, 7.65 millimetre. Only three men I know use such a gun. I believe I've killed two of them.
Bond: Lucky me.
(Another man cocks his gun and puts it to Bond's head)
Zukovsky: I think not.
Natalya: What else do you call your bottom?
Bond: Huh?
Natalya: It's Boris' word game "I sit on it, but you can't move..."
Bond: Chair |
Tomorrow Never Dies
Year: 1997
Actor: Pierce Brosnan
Key Babe: Paris Carver
Key Villain: Elliot Carver, Mr Stamper | Admiral: With all due respect, M, sometimes I don't think you have the balls for this job.
M: Perhaps not. The advantage is, I don't have to think with them all the time.
Bond: I always wondered how I would feel when I saw you again.
(Paris slaps him in the face)
Bond: Now I know. Was it something I said?
Paris: How about the words "I'll be right back".
Q: Thought you would pay more attention to a female vocie.
(Welcome please fasten seat belt.)
Bond: I think we've met. |
The World Is Not Enough
Year: 1999
Actor: Pierce Brosnan
Key Babe: Christmas Jones, Elektra King
Key Villain: Elektra King
| Bond: [in bed with Jones] I was wrong about you.
Dr. Christmas Jones: Yeah, how so?
Bond: I thought Christmas only comes once a year.
Elektra King: I could've given you the world.
Bond: The world is not enough.
Elektra King: Foolish sentiment.
Bond: Family motto.
Q: Stop Stop, it isn't finished! O! |
Die Another Day
Year: 2002
Actor: Pierce Brosnan
Key Babe: Jinx
Key Villain: Gustav Graves, Zao, Miranda Frost
| Bond: You know, you're cleverer than you look!
Q: Hmm... still, better than looking cleverer than you are.
James Bond: Can I expect the pleasure of you in Iceland?
Miranda Frost: I'm afraid you'll never have that pleasure, Mr. Bond
(At the party in the ice palace of Gustav Graves)
James Bond: Vodka martini. Plenty of ice, if you can spare it.
Q: Now a new watch. This is your 20th I believe.
Bond: How time flys.
Bond: Don't blow it all at once! |
Casino Royale
Year: 2006
Actor: Daniel Craig
Key Babe: Vesper Lynd
Key Villain: Le Chiffre
| Dryden: True. How did he die?
James Bond: Your contact? Not well.
Dryden: Made you feel it, did he? Well, you needn't worry, the second is...
[Bond shoots Dryden dead with silenced Walther P99]
James Bond: Yes, considerably.
James Bond: Vodka Martini.
Bartender: Shaken or stirred?
James Bond: Do I look like I give a damn?
James Bond: Now the whole world's gonna know that you died scratching my balls!
James Bond: Sorry, that last hand. Nearly killed me.
M: You've got a bloody cheek.
James Bond: Sorry I'll shoot the camera next time.
M: Or yourself!
M: Christ, I miss the Cold War! |
