James Bond Wiki Challenge!
Our favorite secret agent has had many famous lines. Whether vanquishing villains or seducing the next femme fatale, James was never tongue tied (pardon the pun).
Below is a sampling of some of the finer quotes over the years listed by the films they occurred in.
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| | James: "Bond...James Bond"
Honey Ryder: Looking for shells?
James: No. I'm just looking.
Dr. No: The Americans are fools. I offered my services, they refused. So did the East. Now they can both pay for their mistake.
Bond: World domination. The same old dream. Our asylums are full of people who think they're Napoleon. Or God.
Bond: I think they were on their way to a funeral.
M: When do you sleep 007?
bond: never on the firms time sir
M: 007
Bond: Sir?
M: Just leave the Bereatta
Bond (to Mr. Jones): Both hands on the wheel, Mr. Jones, I'm a very nervous passenger.
M: You carry a 00 number, it means you have license to kill, not GET killed!
Bond: I hope he cooks better than he fights
Puss Fellow: Nobody's died from my cookin', yet.
Bond: Make sure he does'nt get away. | |
| | Tatiana: The mechanism is... Oh James, James... Will you make love to me all the time in England?
Bond: Day and night. Go on about the mechanism.
Bond: ( Opens the door and throws hat to the coat hanger) And for my next miracle I... (sees M behind the door and follows him into his office)
Moneypenny: It'll be a miracle if he can explain where he's been all day!
Bond: Red wine with fish...Well that should have told me something.
Tatiana: Horrable woman.
Bond: Yes she's had her kicks.
Tatiana: I think my mouth is too big!
Bond: It's just the right size.........uh, for me that is.
Blofeld: What do you have to say about that....Number Three?! | |
| | (After electrocuting the guy in the bathtub.)
Bond: Shocking. Positively shocking.
Bond Who are you?
Pussy: My name is Pussy Galore.
Bond: I must be dreaming
Bond: Do you expect me to talk?
Goldfinger: No mister Bond, I expect you to die! | Bond: Just a drink a Martini shakin not stirred.
Bond: Ejecter seat you're joking.
Q: I never joke about my work, 007.
Pussy: What happened? Where's Goldfinger?
Bond: Playing his golden harp.
Bond: He kills little girls like you.
Pussy: Little boys too.
Bond: Run along dear, man talk
(slaps Dink in the butt) | |
| | Bond: That looks like a women's gun.
Largo: Do you know a lot about guns, Mr. Bond?
Bond: No, but I know a little about women.
(after getting picked up by fiona)
Bond: do you fly here often.
Fiona: some men just don't like to be driven
Bond: no some men just dont like being taken for a ride.
(after entering paula's room and nudging the bathroom door open with his foot.
Fiona:oh
Bond:hello
Fiona:arn'you in the wrong room mr bond
Bond:not from were im standing
(After making love to the femme fatale Fiona Volpe.)
Bond: You don't think I enjoyed what we did this evening, do you? What I did tonight was for King and country!,you dont think it gave my any pleasure do you.
Fiona: but of course ,i forgot your ego mr bond.James Bond who only has to make love to a woman and she starts to hear heavenly choirs singing.She repent and immediately turns to the side of right and vertue,but not this one. What a blow it must have been, you having a falier.
Bond:Well you can't win them all
BOND: And the kitchen sink
FELIX: on you everthing looks good
(at shrublands)
GIRL: whats happening,whats going on?
BOND:I dont know could it be the front doorbell
PAT: what do you do
BOND: i travel,a sort of licensed trouble shooter
(After shooting Vargas with a spear gun.)
Bond: I think he got the point.
Bond: Do you mind if my friend sits this one out...she's just dead!
Bond: Uhhh...I must be 6 inches taller.
(after killing largo)
Domino:im glad i killed him
Bond:your glad
(Bond to Largo)
Bond: It's your SPECTRE against mine.
M: Now that were ALL here.
M: Codenamed....Thunderball.
Fiona: What sharp little eyes you've got....
Bond: Just wait til' you get to my teeth | |
| | Russian Diplomat: The world knows we are a peace-loving people.
(As Tiger is showing Bond the shooting cigarettes)
Tiger: It can save your life, this cigarette.
Bond: You sound like a commercial.
Aki: I think I will enjoy very much serving under you!
Bond: Tiger, contact M. Tell him to send Little Nellie, repeat Little Nellie. Also tell him to send her father.
Blofeld: You can watch it all on tv, its the last program your likely to see.
Henderson: Uhh... thats stirred not shaken, that was right?
Bond: Perfect.
Sato: Bond is dead.
Blofeld: Bond is alive, kill Bond NOW! | |
| | Tracy: Suppose I were to kill you for a thrill?
Bond: I can think of something more sociable to do.
Tracy: You're hurting me.
Bond: I thought that was the idea for tonight.
Bond: This never happened to the other fella!
Draco: She likes you! I can see that!
Bond: You must give me the name of your occulist...
Bond: I feel a slight stiffening coming on...
Bond: You see, we have all the time in the world.
Blofeld:merry christmas 007.
Blofield: it takes more than a few props to turn 007 into a hearold
Bond: it takes more than cutting off your earlobes blofeld to turn you into a count.
Blofeld: I mean what i say and i'll do what i clame.
(after one of the henchmen falls into a snow plow)
Bond: he had lots of guts
Draco: But today is the 14th.
Bond: I'm superstitious.
Bond: Good morning, my name is Bond...James Bond. Miss...
Bond: Will you marry me?
BOND:It's alright, its quite alright
she's just sleeping
you see we have all the time in the world
Bond: Moneypenny be a dear and take a note.
MM: Ready James.
Bond: Sir I have the honer to request my resgination.
MM: Resgination from what?
Bond: Her Majesty's Secret Service
Tracey: Your hurting my arm.
Bond: I thought that was the idea. | |
| | Bond (in an irrigation conduit, deposited by Kidd and Wint--the latter having managed to drop his cologne bottle, breaking it--to a passing rat) : One of us smells like a tart's handkerchief. Afraid it's me. Sorry about that, old boy.
(bond coming out of the pipe)
bond:thank you very much i was just out walking my rat and i seem to have lost my way
Blofeld: Tiffany, my dear: We're showing a bit more cheek than usual. A pity. Such nice cheeks, too. If only they were brains.
Bond: That's pretty potent. Not the cork. Your after-shave. Strong enough to bury anything. But the wine is quite excellent. Although for such a grand meal, I would have expected a claret.
Wint: Of course. But unfortunately our cellars have run out of clarets.
Bond (eyeing him): Mouton Rothschild is a claret. And I've smelt that after-shave before, and both times I smelled a rat.
Bond (after the inevitable struggle): Well, he certainly left with his tails between his legs!
Tiffany: You just killed James Bond!
Bond: Is that who that was? Well, it just goes to show no one's indestructible!
Bond: Welcome to Hell, Blofeld.
Felix Leiter: I give up. I know the diamonds are here somewhere, but where?
Bond: Alimentary, Dr. Leiter...
Blofeld: The satellite is now over... Kansas. Well, if we blow up Kansas the world may not hear about it for years.
Bond: What can I bring you back from Holland?
Moneypenny: A diamond... in a ring.
Bond: Would you settle for a tulip?
(drives off)
Moneypenny: (calls after him) YES!
Plenty O' Toole: Hi, I'm Plenty.
Bond: But of course you are.
Plenty O' Toole: Plenty O' Toole.
Bond: Named after your father perhaps. |
Bond: Is Mr. Case not at home?
Tiffany: There is no "Mr. Case." The "T" is for "Tiffany."
Bond: "Tiffany" Case. Definitely distinctive.
Tiffany: I was born there! When my mother was looking for an engagement ring.
Bond: Well, I'm glad for your sake it wasn't VanCleef and Arpel!
Bond: That's a nice little nothing you're almost wearing!
Tiffany: I'll finish dressing.
Bond: Oh please don't, not on my account.
Bond: I tend to notice little things like that--whether a girl is a blonde or a brunette...
Tiffany: And which do you prefer?
Bond: Well, as long as the collars and cuffs match...(shrugs)
Marie: Is there something I can do for you?
Bond: Ye-es, as a matter of fact there is.There's something I'd like you to get off your chest (starts strangling her with bikini top) Where is Ernst Stavro Blofeld? Speak up, darling, I can't hear you!
Bond: "The wine is quite excellent. Although for such a grand meal I would have expected a claret."
Mr. Wint: "But of course. Unfortunately, our cellar is poorly stocked with clarets."
Bond: "Mouton Rothschild is a claret. And I've smelled that aftershave on you before, and both times I've smelled a rat."
Munger: Tell me, Commander, how far does your expertise extend into the filed of diamonds?
Bond: Well, ...hardest substance found in Nature, they cut glass, suggest marriage, I suppose it replaced the dog as a girl's best friend and that's about it.
M: Refreshing to hear there's one subject you're not an expert on...
Tiffany: I did it, I switched the tapes.
Bond: You stupid twit, you put the real one back.
Blofeld: right idea mr bond
Bond: but wrong pussy
Blofeld:making mud pies 007
Bond:welcome to hell blofeld
Tiffany: Here!
Bond: Shoot them!
M: Need I remind you 007, Blofeld's finish, dead...
Bond: Good morning, gentlemen. ACME pollution inspection. We're cleaning up the world, we thought this was a suitable starting point.
Bond: Thank you very much. I was just out walking my RAT and seem to have lost my way...
Bond: [Bond has shoved a tape in the rear end of Tiffany's bikini bottom] Bitch. Your problems are all behind you now.
Bond: [tossing chinese man around] Where is he? I shan't ask you politely next time. Where is Blofeld?
Chinese Man: Ca-Ca-Cairo.
Bond: Yes, what were you about to ask me? | |
| | (Bond flips over a tarot card: The fool)
Solitaire: You have found your self.
Bond: There seems to have been a mistake. My name is...
Mr. Big: Names is for tombstones, baby. Take this honky outside and waste him.
BOND: waste him,is that a good thing
BOND: now prommise youll stay right here,i wont be too long
Bond: Well, well, a genuine Felix Lighter.
Solitaire: Is there time for Lesson #3?
Bond: Certainly. There's no point going off half-cocked.
Bond: Butter-hook!
Tee Hee: Mr. Bond, its good to see you again.
Solitaire: Well that wasn't very funny...now, what are you doing?
Bond: Just being disarming, darling.
Quarrel jr: Where in the hell can the man be?
Felix: Relax, he must have gotten tied up somewhere.
Tee Hee: There are two ways to disable a crocodile, you know.
Bond: I don't suppose you'd care to share that information with me?
BOND: lesson number four, follow the scarecrows
J.W. PEPPER: a secret agent! on who's side
J.W.PEPPER: by the power, invested in me,in this parish, i hereby do comonder this vehicle and all those persons within,and that means you, smart ass
J.W. Pepper: I got you call my brother-in law Billy Bob. He's got fastest boat in the whole damn river. Yea, call Billy Bob.
Felix: YOU WHAT?! | |
| | Bond: Who would want to put a contract out on me?
M: Jealous husbands, humiliated tailors, outraged chefs. The list is endless!
Scaramanga: I like a girl in a bikini. No concealed weapons.
Nick Nack: If you kill him, this will be all mine.
Bond: I've never killed a midget before, but there can always be a first time.
Nick Nack: Are ready Mr. Scaramanga?
Scaramanga: Ready
Nick Nack: Are ready Mr. Bond?
Bond: Ready.
Bond: I hope you can swim, Goodnight
Scaramanga: My golden gun against your walther PPK. Each of us with a 50/50 chance.
Bond: Six bullets against your one.
Scaramanga: I only need one.
Bond: He even found me quiet titly
Nick Nack: If you kill him, all this be will mine. | |
| | (Q gives Bond the Lotus, and Bond is ready to drive off)
Q: I want to to take good care of this equipment. There is one or two rather...
Bond: Q, have I ever let you down?
Q: (slamming the door) Frequently!
(Bond and girl in the snowy mountains in the teaser. Bond is about to leave on skis)
Russian Lady Agent: But James, I need you!
Bond: So does England!
XXX: James, what would our superiours say?
Bond: They'll never know
M: 007!
KGB official:Triple X!
Minister: Bond, what do you think your doing?
Bond: Just keeping the British end up,sir.
M: Well done James!
Bond: Like me to drive?
XXX: Quiet! Watch this (backs the truck -and Jaws-against a wall) Shaken, but not stirred.
Bond: It'll bring tears to your eyes.
Bond: Hope you enjoyed the show...goodnight.
Bond: He just droped in for a quick bite. | |
| | Hugo Drax: Why did you break up the encounter with my pet python?
Bond: I discovered it had a crush on me.
Female Receptionist: Could I interest you in something?
Bond: I'm tempted to say yes immediately but I think I'd maybe have a look around.
Hugo Drax:Look after Mr. Bond. See that some harm comes to him.
Jaws: Well, here's to us.
Holly: Come on, Mr. Bond! A 70 year old can take 3G's.
Bond: Yes, well problem is there is never a 70 year old around.
Holly: You know him?
Bond: Not socialy, his name is Jaws he kills people.
Holly: James
Bond: I think it may be time to go home.
Holly: Take me around the world one more time.
Bond: Why not
Drax : You seem to have missed, Mr. Bond (Sniper falls from tree)
Bond: Did I?
Bond: Sorry about that.
(after pushing Drax into the Airlock aboard the Moonraker)m
Bond: Take a giant step for man | |
| | Blofeld: Mr. Bond! Mr. Bond! We can do a deal! I'll buy you a delicatessen — in stainless steel! Pleeeeeease....
Bond: All right, keep your hair on.
Bond is walking into a church and into the confession booth.
Bond: Forgive me father, for I have sinned.
Q: That's putting it mildly, 007.
Bond: (to Bibi) You get your clothes back on, and I'll buy you an ice cream.
Melina: For your eyes only darling.
Bond: Well, I trust you have a car?
Bond: By the way, Melina, we haven't been properly introduced, my name is Bond...James Bond.
Bond: He had no head for heights.
Bond: Stinging in the rain?
Q: That's not funny 007.
Bill: Well get cracking 007! | |
| | Vijay: Is he still there?
Q: You must be joking! 007 on an island populated exclusively by women? We won't see him till dawn!
(Bond and Q are floating in a hot air balloon)
Bond: I trust you can handle this contraption, Q?
Q: It goes by hot air.
Bond: Oh, then you can.
Bond: Thank god for hard currency!
Q: (being hugged by a bunch of girls at Octopussy's palace) Stop that, we've got to rescue 007...maybe later.
Bond: Fill her up please
Bond: Vijay, the money I gave you. Luuupere.
Bond: Q I'll need a new suit. Someone stuck a kinfe through my coat.
Q: They missed you, what a pitty. | |
| | Bond: The name's Bond. James Bond.
Fire Captain: Yeah, and I'm Dick Tracy and you're still under arrest.
Mayday: What a view.
Zorin: To a kill.
Mayday: Someone will take care of you.
Bond: Oh! You'll see to that personally, will you?
Bond: Well just don't stand there Tibit, unpack my clothes.
Tibit: Yes sir.
Mayday: Get Zorin for me!
Bond: Don't count on it Zorin. | |
| | Kara: Where's Necros?
James: He got the boot.
Koskov: I'm sorry James. For you I have great affection, but we have an old saying: "Duty has no sweethearts"!
Bond: We have an old saying too, Georgi. And you're full of it!
Bond :just taking the astin martin out for quick spin Q
Q:be carefull 007 it's just had a new coat of paint
Kara: What is this?
Bond: I've had a few optional extras installed.
Lady on boat: Won't you join me?
Bond: Better make that two.
Bond: Sorry! (holding up Kara's violin with a bullit shot in it.)
Kara: You did it, we're free!
Bond: Kara, were inside a prison in the middle of a Russian airbase in Afganistain!
Bond: If it has to be done. I'd rather do it!
M: Oh Blast! | |
| | Pam Bouvier: Oh god, it's Heller!
(after Heller's corpse comes through a wall impaled on the tines of a forklift truck)
Bond: Yeah, looks like he came to a dead end.
Felix: Where the hell you going?!
Bond: Lets go fishing!
Sanchez: (to Lupe) What did he promise you? His heart? (to his henchman) Give her his heart.
Bond: Smile for the birdie, you bastard...
M: We're not a country club, 007!
Bond: Well, it looks like this is "A Farewell to Arms"
Heller: You're not going to believe who this guy is.
Sanchez: Former British agent.
Heller: How'd you know that?
Sanchez: Because I know things.
Bond: Compliments of Sharky. (shoots the gaurd, dives in the water)
Bond: Then you have my resigination sir!
(After knocking out one of Dario's men)
Bond: He's had enough.
Bond: Complamints of Sharkey!
M: You were supposed to be in Istanbule last night. | |
| | Caroline: I enjoy a spirited ride as well as the next girl, but...
(She's interupted by Bond looking away from her. Xenia drives up beside them)
Caroline: Who's that?
Bond: The next girl.
(As Zukovsky hears the click of Bond cocking his gun)
Zukovsky: Walther PPK, 7.65 millimetre. Only three men I know use such a gun. I believe I've killed two of them.
Bond: Lucky me.
(Another man cocks his gun and puts it to Bond's head)
Zukovsky: I think not.
Natalya: What else do you call your bottom?
Bond: Huh?
Natalya: It's Boris' word game "I sit on it, but you can't move..."
Bond: Chair
Bond: Beg your parden, forgot to knock. (punches the gaurd.)
Bond: Morining Q, sorry about the leg. Skiing?
(Rocket shoots out of the cast)
Q: HUNTING!
Alec: For England James?
Bond: No, for me.
Q: Don't touch that! Thats my lunch.
006: James for england.
007: For england Alec.
Alec: Why don't you be a good boy and die?
Bond: You first. You second. | |
| | Admiral: With all due respect, M, sometimes I don't think you have the balls for this job.
M: Perhaps not. The advantage is, I don't have to think with them all the time.
Bond: I always wondered how I would feel when I saw you again.
(Paris slaps him in the face)
Bond: Now I know. Was it something I said?
Paris: How about the words "I'll be right back".
Q: Thought you would pay more attention to a female voice.
(Welcome! Please fasten seat belt.)
Bond: I think we've met.
Bond: Backseat driver.
Q: Grow up 007.
Bond: I think we understand one another
(When the valley driver gets into Bond's car and it talks)
Bond: Don't let her push you around.
Wai Lin: Don't get any ideas Mr. Bond!
Bond: I wouldn't dream of it.
Bond: You forgot the first rule of media, give the people what they want! | |
| | Bond: [in bed with Jones] I was wrong about you.
Dr. Christmas Jones: Yeah, how so?
Bond: I thought Christmas only comes once a year
bond: I've always wanted to have christmas in turkey
Elektra King: I could've given you the world.
Bond: The world is not enough.
Elektra King: Foolish sentiment.
Bond: Family motto.
Q: Stop Stop, it isn't finished! O!
Elektra: James you can't kill me, not in cold blood!
Elektra: There's no point in living if you can't feel alive.
M: BOND!!! (Bond runs in and shoots the lock.)
Elektra: You won't shoot me. You'll miss me.
Bond shoots once, killing her
Bond: I never miss
Bond:"Qs" not going to like this (after his bmw is cut in half)
Bond: Your not retiring any time soon....are you?
Bond: I never miss.
Bond: If he's Q does that make you R?
Bond: (In the torture chair) One...last...screw.
Renard: I knew you couldn't shoulder the responsibility. | |
| | Bond: You know, you're cleverer than you look!
Q: Hmm... still, better than looking cleverer than you are.
James Bond: Can I expect the pleasure of you in Iceland?
Miranda Frost: I'm afraid you'll never have that pleasure, Mr. Bond
(At the party in the ice palace of Gustav Graves)
James Bond: Vodka martini. Plenty of ice, if you can spare it.
Frost: I suppose Mr. Bond has been explaining to you his "Big Bang" theory.
Jinx: Yeah, I think I got the...thrust of it.
Q: Now a new watch. This is your 20th I believe.
Bond: How time flies.
Bond: Don't blow it all at once!
Q: Need I remind you, but a perfect marksman isin't realy supposed to shoot his own boss.
Bond: (rubbing his eyes) Check the replay, you'll find he's dead, she's only got a flesh wound.
Graves: Time to face destiny.
(Bond pulls his parashute harnis, Graves hangs on the rim of the window)
Bond: Time to face gravitey
Mr. Kil: I'm Mr. Kil.
James Bond: Now there's a name to die for
James Bond: I'm checking out. Thanks for the Kiss of Life.
James Bond: My usual suite, please.
Snooty Desk Clerk: [sarcastically] Do you have a credit card... or any luggage?luggage, Sir?
James Bond: So you live to die another day.
M: Your no use to any one now.
Man in hotel: (When Bond walks through the hotel wet and half dressed a man in the background exclaims) No tie!
Bond: (after slashing Graves' wrist with the fencing sword) Do you want to continue?
Graves: Of course I want to bloody continue!
Q: Your new transport.
Bond: I think you've been down here far too long.
Q: Here's the manual, should be able to shoot through that in a couple of hours.
Bond: Just took a few seconds Q.
Bond: I've been missing the touch of a good women.
Jinx: Who says I'm good? | |
| | Dryden: True. How did he die?
James Bond: Your contact? Not well.
Dryden: Made you feel it, did he? Well, you needn't worry, the second is...
[Bond shoots Dryden dead with silenced Walther P99]
James Bond: Yes, considerably.
Bond: Well, since "double-0's" have a short life expectancy, your mistake will be short-lived.
James Bond: Vodka Martini.
Bartender: Shaken or stirred?
James Bond: Do I look like I give a damn?
James Bond: Now the whole world's gonna know that you died scratching my balls!
James Bond: Sorry, that last hand nearly killed me.
M: You've got a bloody cheek.
James Bond: Sorry I'll shoot the camera next time.
M: Or yourself!
M: Christ, I miss the Cold War!
M: Bond! What the hell are you up to.
Bond: I'll call you back. (hangs up on M.)
Vesper: How was the lamb?
Bond: Skewered. One sympathises
Bond: Do you want a clean kill or do you want to send a message?
James Bond: I've got a little itch, down there. Would you mind?
Mr. White: Hello?
James Bond: Mr. White? We need to talk.
Mr. White: Who is this?
James Bond: The name's Bond. James Bond.
James Bond: [laughing - after being stuck five times with a knotted rope] Now the whole world's gonna know that you died scratching my balls!
Bond: Please give him a chance to win his money back.
Vesper: I'm the money.
Bond: Every penny of it.
Bond:(ToBond: (To Vesper) Find Mathis, tell him i've hidden the bodies down here, do that now.. go GO!
Vesper: You're not seriously going back in there are you?
Bond: I wouldn't dream of it. | |
| | Bond: How much time have I got?
Felix: 30 seconds.
Bond: That doesn't give us a lot of time?
M: Find Bond!
Bond: (To Mr. White) Are you going to tells us who you work for?
M: When you can't tell your friends from your enemies, it's time to go....
Bond: You don't have worry about me
Bond: This man and I have some unfinished business.
M: It would be a really cold bastard who didn't want revenge for the death of someone he loved.
Bond: Its seems we're both using Greene to get to someone
Camille: You lost somebody?
Bond: I did
Camille: You catch who ever did it?
Bond: No, not yet
Camille: Tell me when you do, I'd like to know how it feels.
Bond: (To Mathis) Right now I think your the only person I can trust.
Bond: (To Camille) Take a deep breath. You only need one shot, Make it count.
Mr. Greene: Careful with this one Mr. Bond, She wont go to bed with you unless you give her something she really wants.
Mr. Greene: You two do make a charming couple though, what"s the expression... damaged goods?
Felix: You know who Greene is and you want to put us in bed with him...
Bean: Yeah, you right, we should just deal with nice people.
Bond: (listening to Mr. Greene and the others talk via earpieces) Can I offer a suggestion? Why don't you find a better place to meet! | |
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