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James Bond Quotes

Bond meets Pussy

Our favorite secret agent has had many famous lines.Whether vanquishing villains or seducing the next femme fatale, James was never tongue tied (pardon the pun).

Below is a sampling of some of the finer quotes over the years listed by the films they occurred in.

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Film : Dr. No
Year : 1962
Actor : Sean Connery
Key Babe: Honey Ryder
Key Villain: Dr. No

James: "Bond...James Bond"

Honey Ryder: Looking for shells?
James: No. Just looking.

Dr. No: The Americans are fools. I offered my services, they refused. So did the East. Now they can both pay for their mistake.
Bond: World domination. The same old dream. Our asylums are full of people who think they're Napoleon. Or God.

Bond: I think they were on their way to a funeral.

M: When do you sleep 007?
bond: never on the firms time sir

M: 007
Bond: Sir?
M: Just leave the Bereatta

Film: From Russia with Love
Year: 1963
Actor: Sean Connery
Key Babe: Tanya Romanova
Key Villains: Blofeld, Rosa Klebb

Tatiana: The mechanism is... Oh James, James... Will you make love to me all the time in England?
Bond: Day and night. Go on about the mechanism.

Bond: ( Opens the door and throws hat to the coat hanger) And for my next miracle I... (sees M behind the door and follows him into his office)
Moneypenny: It'll be a miracle if he can explain where he's been all day!

Bond: Red wine with fish...Well that should have told me something.

Tatiana: Horrable woman.
Bond: Yes she's had her kicks.

Film: Goldfinger
Year: 1964
Actor: Sean Connery
Key Babe: Pussy Galore
Key Villains: Goldfinger

James: Do you expect me to talk?
Goldfinger: No Mr. Bond, I expect you to die!

(After electrocuting the guy in the bathtub.)
Bond: Shocking. Positively shocking.

Bond Who are you?
Pussy: My name is Pussy Galore.
Bond: I must be dreaming

Bond: Just a drink a Martini shakin not stirred.

Bond: Ejecter seat you're joking.
Q: I never joke about my work, 007.

Pussy: What happened? Where's Goldfinger?
Bond: Playing his golden harp.

Films: Thunderball
Year: 1965
Actor: Sean Connery
Key Babe: Domino Derval
Key Villain: Emillio Largo

Bond: That looks like a women's gun.
Largo: Do you know a lot about guns, Mr. Bond?
Bond: No, but I know a little about women.

(after getting picked up by fiona)
Bond: do you fly here often.
Fiona: some men just don't like to be driven
Bond: no some men just dont like being taken for a ride.

(after entering paula's room and nudging the bathroom door open with his foot.
Fiona:oh
Bond:hello
Fiona:arn'you in the wrong room mr bond
Bond:not from were im standing

(After making love to the femme fatale Fiona Volpe.)
Bond: You don't think I enjoyed what we did this evening, do you? What I did tonight was for King and country!,you dont think it gave my any pleasure do you.
Fiona: but of course ,i forgot your ego mr bond.James Bond who only has to make love to a woman and she starts to hear heavenly choirs singing.She repent and immediately turns to the side of right and vertue,but not this one. What a blow it must have been, you having a falier.
Bond:Well you can't win them all

BOND: And the kitchen sink
FELIX: on you everthing looks good

(at shrublands)
GIRL: whats happening,whats going on?
BOND:I dont know could it be the front doorbell

PAT: what do you do
BOND: i travel,a sort of licensed trouble shooter

(After shooting Vargas with a spear gun.)
Bond: I think he got the point.

Bond: Do you mind if my friend sits this one out...she's just dead!

Bond: Uhhh...I must be 6 inches taller.

(after killing largo)
Domino:im glad i killed him
Bond:your glad

(Bond to Largo)
Bond: It's your SPECTRE against mine.

M: Now that were ALL here.

Film: You Only Live Twice
Year: 1967
Actor: Sean Connery
Key Babe: Kissy
Key Villain: Blofeld

Russian Diplomat: The world knows we are a peace-loving people.

(As Tiger is showing Bond the shooting cigarettes)
Tiger: It can save your life, this cigarette.
Bond: You sound like a commercial.

Aki: I think I will enjoy very much serving under you!

Bond: Tiger, contact M. Tell him to send Little Nellie, repeat Little Nellie. Also tell him to send her father.

Blofeld: You can watch it all on tv, its the last program your likely to see.

Henderson: Uhh... thats stirred not shaken, that was right?
Bond: Perfect.

Film: On Her Majesty's Secret Service
Year: 1969
Actor: George Lazenby
Key Babe: Tracy Di Vicenzo
Key Villain: Blofeld

Tracy: Suppose I were to kill you for a thrill?
Bond: I can think of something more sociable to do.

Tracy: You're hurting me.
Bond: I thought that was the idea for tonight.

Bond: This never happened to the other fella!

Draco: She likes you! I can see that!
Bond: You must give me the name of your occulist...

Bond: I feel a slight stiffening coming on...

Bond: You see, we have all the time in the world.

Blofeld:merry christmas 007.

Blofield: it takes more than a few props to turn 007 into a hearold
Bond: it takes more than cutting off your earlobes blofeld to turn you into a count.
Blofeld: I mean what i say and i'll do what i clame.

(after one of the henchmen falls into a snow plow)
Bond: he had lots of guts

Draco: But today is the 14th.
Bond: I'm superstitious.

Bond: Good morning, my name is Bond...James Bond. Miss...

Bond: Will you marry me?

BOND:It's alright, its quite alright
she's just sleeping
you see we have all the time in the world

Bond: Moneypenny be a dear and take a note.
MM: Ready James.
Bond: Sir I have the honer to request my resgination.
MM: Resgination from what?
Bond: Her Majesty's Secret Service

Film: Diamonds are Forever
Year: 1971
Actor: Sean Connery
Key Babe: Tiffany Case
Key Villain: Blofeld

Bond (in an irrigation conduit, deposited by Kidd and Wint--the latter having managed to drop his cologne bottle, breaking it--to a passing rat) : One of us smells like a tart's handkerchief. Afraid it's me. Sorry about that, old boy.
(bond coming out of the pipe)
bond:thank you very much i was just out walking my rat and i seem to have lost my way
Blofeld: Tiffany, my dear: We're showing a bit more cheek than usual. A pity. Such nice cheeks, too. If only they were brains.

Bond: That's pretty potent. Not the cork. Your after-shave. Strong enough to bury anything. But the wine is quite excellent. Although for such a grand meal, I would have expected a claret.
Wint: Of course. But unfortunately our cellars have run out of clarets.
Bond (eyeing him): Mouton Rothschild is a claret. And I've smelt that after-shave before, and both times I smelled a rat.

Bond (after the inevitable struggle): Well, he certainly left with his tails between his legs!

Tiffany: You just killed James Bond!
Bond: Is that who that was? Well, it just goes to show no one's indestructible!

Bond: Welcome to Hell, Blofeld.

Felix Leiter: I give up. I know the diamonds are here somewhere, but where?
Bond: Alimentary, Dr. Leiter...

Blofeld: The satellite is now over... Kansas. Well, if we blow up Kansas the world may not hear about it for years.

Bond: What can bring you back from Holland?
Moneypenny: A diamond... in a ring.
Bond: Would you settle for a tulip?
(drives off)
Moneypenny: (calls after him) YES!

Plenty O' Toole: Hi, I'm Plenty.

Bond: But of course you are.

Plenty O' Toole: Plenty O' Toole.

Bond: Named after your father perhaps.

Bond: Is Mr. Case not at home?
Tiffany: There is no "Mr. Case." The "T" is for "Tiffany."
Bond: "Tiffany" Case. Definitely distinctive.
Tiffany: I was born there! When my mother was looking for an engagement ring.
Bond: Well, I'm glad for your sake it wasn't VanCleef and Arpel!

Bond: That's a nice little nothing you're almost wearing!
Tiffany: I'll finish dressing.
Bond: Oh please don't, not on my account.

Bond: I tend to notice little things like that--whether a girl is a blonde or a brunette...
Tiffany: And which do you prefer?
Bond: Well, as long as the collars and cuffs match...(shrugs)

Marie: Is there something I can do for you?
Bond: Ye-es, as a matter of fact there is.There's something I'd like you to get off your chest (starts strangling her with bikini top) Where is Ernst Stavro Blofeld? Speak up, darling, I can't hear you!

Munger: Tell me, Commander, how far does your expertise extend into the filed of diamonds?
Bond: Well, ...hardest substance found in Nature, they cut glass, suggest marriage, I suppose it replaced the dog as a girl's best friend and that's about it.
M: Refreshing to hear there's one subject you're not an expert on...

Tiffany: I did it, I switched the tapes.
Bond: You stupid twit, you put the real one back.

Blofeld: right idea mr bond
Bond: but wrong pussy
Blofeld:making mud pies 007
Bond:welcome to hell blofeld

Tiffany: Here!
Bond: Shoot them!

M: Need I remind you 007, Blofeld's finish, dead...

Film: Live and Let Die
Year: 1973
Actor: Roger Moore
Key Babe: Solitaire
Key Villain: Mr. Big | Kanaga

(Bond flips over a tarot card: The fool)
Solitaire: You have found your self.

Bond: There seems to have been a mistake. My name is...
Mr. Big: Names is for tombstones, baby. Take this honky outside and waste him.
BOND: waste him,is that a good thing

BOND: now prommise youll stay right here,i wont be too long

Bond: Well, well, a genuine Felix Lighter.

Solitaire: Is there time for Lesson #3?
Bond: Certainly. There's no point going off half-cocked.

Bond: Butter-hook!

Tee Hee: Mr. Bond, its good to see you again.

Solitaire: Well that wasn't very funny...now, what are you doing?
Bond: Just being disarming, darling.

Quarrel jr: Where in the hell can the man be?
Felix: Relax, he must have gotten tied up somewhere.

Tee Hee: There are two ways to disable a crocodile, you know.
Bond: I don't suppose you'd care to share that information with me?

BOND: lesson number four, follow the scarecrows
J.W. PEPPER: a secret agent! on who's side

J.W.PEPPER: by the power, invested in me,in this parish, i hereby do comonder this vehicle and all those persons within,and that means you, smart ass

J.W. Pepper: I got you call my brother-in law Billy Bob. He's got fastest boat in the whole damn river. Yea, call Billy Bob

Film: The Man with the Golden Gun
Year: 1974
Actor: Roger Moore
Key Babe: Mary Goodnight
Key Villain: Scaramanga

Bond: Who would want to put a contract out on me?
M: Jealous husbands, humiliated tailors, outraged chefs. The list is endless!

Scaramanga: I like a girl in a bikini. No concealed weapons.

Nick Nack: If you kill him, this will be all mine.
Bond: I've never killed a midget before, but there can always be a first time.

Nick Nack: Are ready Mr. Scaramanga?
Scaramanga: Ready
Nick Nack: Are ready Mr. Bond?
Bond: Ready.

Bond: I hope you can swim, Goodnight

Scaramanga: My golden gun against your walther PPK. Each of us with a 50/50 chance.
Bond: Six bullets against your one.
Scaramanga: I only need one.

Bond: He even found me quiet titly

Film: The Spy Who Loved Me
Year: 1977
Actor: Roger Moore
Key Babe: Major Anya Amasova | XXX
Key Villain: Karl Stromberg

(Q gives Bond the Lotus, and Bond is ready to drive off)
Q: I want to to take good care of this equipment. There is one or two rather...
Bond: Q, have I ever let you down?
Q: (slamming the door) Frequently!

(Bond and girl in the snowy mountains in the teaser. Bond is about to leave on skis)
Russian Lady Agent: But James, I need you!
Bond: So does England!

XXX: James, what would our superiours say?
Bond: They'll never know
M: 007!
KGB official:Triple X!
Minister: Bond, what do you think your doing?
Bond: Just keeping the British end up,sir.

M: Well done James!

Bond: Like me to drive?
XXX: Quiet! Watch this (backs the truck -and Jaws-against a wall) Shaken, but not stirred.

Bond: It'll bring tears to your eyes.

Bond: Hope you enjoyed the show...goodnight.

Film: Moonraker
Year: 1979
Actor: Roger Moore
Key Babe: Dr. Holly Goodhead
Key Villain: Hugo Drax

Hugo Drax: Why did you break up the encounter with my pet python?
Bond: I discovered it had a crush on me.

Female Receptionist: Could I interest you in something?
Bond: I'm tempted to say yes immediately but I think I'd maybe have a look around.

Hugo Drax:Look after Mr. Bond. See that some harm comes to him.

Jaws: Well, here's to us.

Holly: Come on, Mr. Bond! A 70 year old can take 3G's.
Bond: Yes, well problem is there is never a 70 year old around.

Holly: You know him?
Bond: Not socialy, his name is Jaws he kills people.

Holly: James
Bond: I think it may be time to go home.
Holly: Take me around the world one more time.
Bond: Why not

Drax : You seem to have missed, Mr. Bond (Sniper falls from tree)
Bond: Did I?

Film: For Your Eyes Only
Year: 1981
Actor: Roger Moore
Key Babe: Melina Havelock
Key Villain: Aristotle Kristatos

Blofeld: Mr. Bond! Mr. Bond! We can do a deal! I'll buy you a delicatessen — in stainless steel! Pleeeeeease....
Bond: All right, keep your hair on.

Bond is walking into a church and into the confession booth.
Bond: Forgive me father, for I have sinned.
Q: That's putting it mildly, 007.

Bond: (to Bibi) You get your clothes back on, and I'll buy you an ice cream.

Melina: For your eyes only darling.

Bond: Well, I trust you have a car?

Bond: By the way, Melina, we haven't been properly introduced, my name is Bond...James Bond.

Bond: He had no head for heights.

Bond: Stinging in the rain?
Q: That's not funny 007.

Film: Octopussy
Year: 1983
Actor: Roger Moore
Key Babe: Octopussy
Key Villain: Kamal Kahn

Vijay: Is he still there?
Q: You must be joking! 007 on an island populated exclusively by women? We won't see him till dawn!

(Bond and Q are floating in a hot air balloon)
Bond: I trust you can handle this contraption, Q?
Q: It goes by hot air.
Bond: Oh, then you can.

Bond: Thank god for hard currency!

Q: (being hugged by a bunch of girls at Octopussy's palace) Stop that, we've got to rescue 007...maybe later.

Bond: Fill her up please

Bond: Vijay, the money I gave you. Luuupere.

Film: View to a Kill
Year: 1985
Actor: Roger Moore
Key Babe: Stacey Sutton
Key Villain: Max Zorin

Bond: The name's Bond. James Bond.
Fire Captain: Yeah, and I'm Dick Tracy and you're still under arrest.

Mayday: What a view.
Zorin: To a kill.

Mayday: Someone will take care of you.
Bond: Oh! You'll see to that personally, will you?

Bond: Well just don't stand there Tibit, unpack my clothes.
Tibit: Yes sir.

Mayday: Get Zorin for me!

Film: The Living Daylights
Year: 1987
Actor: Timothy Dalton
Key Babe: Kara Milovy
Key Villains: Georgi Koskov, Brad Whittaker

Kara: Where's Necros?
James: He got the boot.

Koskov: I'm sorry James. For you I have great affection, but we have an old saying: "Duty has no sweethearts"!
Bond: We have an old saying too, Georgi. And you're full of it!
Bond :just taking the astin martin out for quick spin Q
Q:be carefull 007 it's just had a new coat of paint

Kara: What is this?
Bond: I've had a few optional extras installed.

Lady on boat: Won't you join me?
Bond: Better make that two.

Bond: Sorry! (holding up Kara's violin with a bullit shot in it.)

Kara: You did it, we're free!
Bond: Kara, were inside a prison in the middle of a Russian airbase in Afganistain!

Bond: If it has to be done. I'd rather do it!

Film: License to Kill
Year:1989
Actor: Timothy Dalton
Key Babe: Pam Bouvier
Key Villain: Franz Sanchez

Pam Bouvier: Oh god, it's Heller!
(after Heller's corpse comes through a wall impaled on the tines of a forklift truck)
Bond: Yeah, looks like he came to a dead end.

Felix: Where the hell you going?!
Bond: Lets go fishing!

Sanchez: (to Lupe) What did he promise you? His heart? (to his henchman) Give her his heart.

Bond: Smile for the birdie, you bastard...

M: We're not a country club, 007!

Bond: Well, it looks like this is "A Farewell to Arms"

Heller: You're not going to believe who this guy is.
Sanchez: Former British agent.
Heller: How'd you know that?
Sanchez: Because I know things.

Bond: Compliments of Sharky. (shoots the gaurd, dives in the water)

Bond: Then you have my resigination sir!

(After knocking out one of Dario's men)
Bond: He's had enough.

Film: Goldeneye
Year: 1995
Actor: Pierce Brosnan
Key Babe: Natalya Simonova
Key Villain: Alec Treveylan

Caroline: I enjoy a spirited ride as well as the next girl, but...
(She's interupted by Bond looking away from her. Xenia drives up beside them)
Caroline: Who's that?
Bond: The next girl.

(As Zukovsky hears the click of Bond cocking his gun)
Zukovsky: Walther PPK, 7.65 millimetre. Only three men I know use such a gun. I believe I've killed two of them.
Bond: Lucky me.
(Another man cocks his gun and puts it to Bond's head)
Zukovsky: I think not.

Natalya: What else do you call your bottom?
Bond: Huh?
Natalya: It's Boris' word game "I sit on it, but you can't move..."
Bond: Chair

Bond: Beg your parden, forgot to knock. (punches the gaurd.)

Bond: Morining Q, sorry about the leg. Skiing?
(Rocket shoots out of the cast)
Q: HUNTING!

Alec: For England James?
Bond: No, for me.

Q: Don't touch that! Thats my lunch.

Film: Tomorrow Never Dies
Year: 1997
Actor: Pierce Brosnan
Key Babe: Wai Lin
Key Villain: Elliot Carver

Admiral: With all due respect, M, sometimes I don't think you have the balls for this job.
M: Perhaps not. The advantage is, I don't have to think with them all the time.

Bond: I always wondered how I would feel when I saw you again.
(Paris slaps him in the face)
Bond: Now I know. Was it something I said?
Paris: How about the words "I'll be right back".

Q: Thought you would pay more attention to a female voice.
(Welcome! Please fasten seat belt.)
Bond: I think we've met.

Bond: Backseat driver.

Q: Grow up 007.

Film: The World Is Not Enough
Year: 1999
Actor: Pierce Brosnan
Key Babe: Christmas Jones, Elektra King
Key Villain: Elektra King, Renard

Bond: [in bed with Jones] I was wrong about you.
Dr. Christmas Jones: Yeah, how so?
Bond: I thought Christmas only comes once a year

bond: I've always wanted to have christmas in turky

Elektra King: I could've given you the world.
Bond: The world is not enough.
Elektra King: Foolish sentiment.
Bond: Family motto.

Q: Stop Stop, it isn't finished! O!

Elektra: James you can't kill me, not in cold blood!

M: BOND!!! (Bond runs in and shoots the lock.)

Elektra: You won't shoot me. You'll miss me.
Bond shoots once, killing her
Bond: I never miss

Bond:"Qs" not going to like this (after his bmw is cut in half)

Bond: Your not retiring any time soon....are you?

Film: Die Another Day
Year: 2002
Actor: Pierce Brosnan
Key Babe: Jinx
Key Villains: Gustav Graves, Zao, Miranda Frost

Bond: You know, you're cleverer than you look!
Q: Hmm... still, better than looking cleverer than you are.

James Bond: Can I expect the pleasure of you in Iceland?
Miranda Frost: I'm afraid you'll never have that pleasure, Mr. Bond

(At the party in the ice palace of Gustav Graves)
James Bond: Vodka martini. Plenty of ice, if you can spare it.

Frost: I suppose Mr. Bond has been explaining to you his "Big Bang" theory.
Jinx: Yeah, I think I got the...thrust of it.

Q: Now a new watch. This is your 20th I believe.
Bond: How time flies.

Bond: Don't blow it all at once!

Q: Need I remind you, but a perfect marksman isin't realy supposed to shoot his own boss.
Bond: (rubbing his eyes) Check the replay, you'll find he's dead, she's only got a flesh wound.

Graves: Time to face destiny.
(Bond pulls his parashute harnis, Graves hangs on the rim of the window)
Bond: Time to face gravitey

Film: Casino Royale
Year: 2006
Actor: Daniel Craig
Key Babe: Vesper Lynd
Key Villain: Le Chiffre

Dryden: True. How did he die?
James Bond: Your contact? Not well.
Dryden: Made you feel it, did he? Well, you needn't worry, the second is...
[Bond shoots Dryden dead with silenced Walther P99]
James Bond: Yes, considerably.

Bond: Well, since "double-0's" have a short life expectancy, your mistake will be short-lived.

James Bond: Vodka Martini.
Bartender: Shaken or stirred?
James Bond: Do I look like I give a damn?

James Bond: Now the whole world's gonna know that you died scratching my balls!

James Bond: Sorry, that last hand. Nearly killed me.

M: You've got a bloody cheek.
James Bond: Sorry I'll shoot the camera next time.
M: Or yourself!

M: Christ, I miss the Cold War!

M: Bond! What the hell are you up to.
Bond: I'll call you back. (hangs up on M.)

Vesper: How was the lamb?
Bond: Skewered. One sympathises

Bond: Do you want a clean kill or do you wanna send a message?

Film: Quantum of Solace
Year: 2008
Actor: Daniel Craig
Key Babe:
Key Villain:

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Bond's best one-liners?

Feb 26 2008, 4:17 AM EST by venables

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My nominations:
"That's a Smith & Wesson, and you've had your six." (Dr. No)
"She's had her kicks." (From Russia With Love)
"Congratulations on your promotion, Goldfinger. Are you having dinner at the White House, too?" (Goldfinger)
"I think he got he point." (Thunderball)
"Oh, the things I do for England." (You Only Live Twice)
"This never happened to the other fellow." (On Her Majesty's Secret Service)
"Provided the collars and cuffs match..." (Diamonds Are Forever)
"Waste him? Is that a good thing?" (Live and Let Die)
"I shore am, BOY..." (The Man with the Golden Gun)
"He just popped in for a quick bite." (The Spy Who Loved Me)
"His name's Jaws. He kills people." (Moonraker)
"I love a drive in the country, don't you?" (For Your Eyes Only)
"No ma'am, I'm with the economy tour." (Octopussy)
"A little restless, but I finally got off." (A View to a Kill)
"He got the boot." (The Living Daylights)
"Bon appetit." (Licence To Kill)
"No, no, no. No more foreplay." (GoldenEye)
"I'd say he has an edifice complex." (Tomorrow Never Dies)
"I thought Christmas only came once a year." (The World is Not Enough)
"I'm just here for the birds." (Die Another Day)
"Skewered. One sympathizes." (Casino Royale)

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So many lines...

May 5 2007, 9:13 PM EDT by alexberg

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...it's hard to pick a favorite. There are the obvious choices (Goldfinger), the more clever (candidates?) and my favorite - the introduction on Plenty O'Toole.

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