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Christmas jones
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Actress:
  • Denise Richards

Who she is:

  • She is an esteemed Nuclear Physicist.

How she and Bond meet:
  • They met at a Russian nuclear weapons factory.

Defining dialogue:
  • Jones: "If I don't get it back to base, someone is going to have my ass."
Bond: "First things first."

Jones: Jones, Christmas Jones; and dont make any jokes. I've heard 'em all.

How she helps save the day:
  • She defuses the explosive bomb carried by the inspection cradle while hurtling at high speed through the oil supply pipeline.
  • She opens and closes the escape and access hatches of the Soviet attack submarine so that Bond could exit and re-enter a different zone of the submarine in order to get to Renard.
  • Her expertise in nuclear weapons and reactors proved helpful to Bond's mission.

Bond Appeal: 7.5/10




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Anonymous you missed the joke... 0 Jul 4 2009, 5:31 PM EDT by Anonymous
 
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before Christmas mentions her ass, she asks Bond his name.....he says" I'm Dr. XXXXXXx.....in a terrible Russian accent.......when she says " Jones: Jones, Christmas Jones; and don't make any jokes. I've heard 'em all.".....(talking about her name, Christmas)...Bond replies "I don't know any doctor jokes."
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PierceMegaFun Wrong about Christmas 0 Mar 27 2009, 4:49 PM EDT by PierceMegaFun
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She wanst defuse the bomb in Pipeline actually Bond tells her"LET IT GO"
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alexberg Denise in London 1 Mar 17 2009, 4:41 PM EDT by Auric_Goldfinger
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So, I had a buddy see 'The World is Not Enough' in London while working there on contract. He swears that EVERY time Christmas (shudder) opened her mouth (for dialog) the audience burst into laughter. Every time. I believe him. I think she would be great fodder for Mystery Science Theater.
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