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Christmas jones
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Actress:
  • Denise Richards

Who she is:

  • She is a Doctor of Atomic Physics, at Kazakhstan test facility. Part of a team assigned to decommision the facility and oversee the shutting down of the nuclear test site.

How she and Bond meet:
  • They met at a Russian nuclear weapons factory.

Defining dialogue:
  • Jones: "I have to get it back, or somebody's going to have my ass."
Bond: "First things first."

Jones: "Doctor. Jones. Christmas Jones. And don't make any jokes. I've heard 'em all.

Bond: "I don't know any doctor jokes"

How she helps save the day:
  • She analyses the amount of explosive bomb carried by the inspection cradle while hurtling at high speed through the oil supply pipeline.
  • She opens and closes the escape and access hatches of the Soviet attack submarine so that Bond could exit and re-enter a different zone of the submarine in order to get to Renard.
  • Her expertise in nuclear weapons and reactors proved helpful to Bond's mission.

Bond Appeal: 7.5/10


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Anonymous merry christmas jones 1 May 5 2012, 11:23 PM EDT by ArthurE
 
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Denise Richards; that should some up how bad this performance is going to be.
Christmas Jones is the dumbest name period, beating out bambi and thumper (where was flower?).
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Anonymous Christmas Jones 0 Dec 21 2009, 3:50 PM EST by Anonymous
 
Anonymous you missed the joke... 0 Jul 4 2009, 5:31 PM EDT by Anonymous
 
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before Christmas mentions her ass, she asks Bond his name.....he says" I'm Dr. XXXXXXx.....in a terrible Russian accent.......when she says " Jones: Jones, Christmas Jones; and don't make any jokes. I've heard 'em all.".....(talking about her name, Christmas)...Bond replies "I don't know any doctor jokes."
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