Source: HolyMoly.co.uk

Amy Winehouse will write and perform the theme to the next James Bond film according to reports, but only if she is able to remain clean and sober. So she's being bribed into giving up drugs at least until April, when work will begin on the record. Amy, who is applying for an American visa, has been looking much healthier when she was spotted on a trip out of rehab.

But she must continue to remain drug free until April. A source said: "That's when the Bond people make a final decision on who sings the theme. If Amy is clean then, it's hers." An insider of the new Bond film, 'Quantum of Solace' (whatever the fuck that means), claimed that it "will have a dark and moody feel" (well Daniel Craig is playing Bond and he seems pretty moody) and therefore Amy "would be absolutely perfect".

Another idiot said: "It's another fantastic carrot being dangled to encourage her to give up drugs." As if 'not dying' isn't incentive enough.

Not having to hang round 'friends' who sell video of you honking on a crack pipe to the papers should be a bit of an incentive too.